China erects World's Largest Condom

from the Advocate.com HealthWatch

I don’t know what to say about this except…

How cocky of them. Ba-dum-cha

A novel attempt at insurance, at worst.

This begs for a picture.

I wish they would choose a different verb for installing this thing than “erect.”

Too bad China’s oversized condom isn’t big enough to prevent their gigantic and well hidden AIDS crisis, now arising from the pooling of donor blood subsequent to reinjection. This pooled blood results from plasma extraction-for-money shemes, but the donor’s blood is comingled prior to readmission into the donor’s body.

Whole villages are now infected with AIDS where none would have spread. China’s giant condom is worthless in the face of their government’s corrupt and morally bankrupt pseudo-economy.

is it lubricated?

*what?? i’m tired and it’s been a loooong day

[Beavis & Butthead]
heh-heh … heh-heh … they said ‘erected’ … heh-heh … heh-heh
[/Beavis & Butthead]

I wonder where they got that much latex.

And you just HAVE to wonder if it was ribbed - and with the extra large resevoir tip.

Shut up TVGuy. Just shut up…

picture from CNN.com

“In other news today, 250 guests at the Fragrant River Hotel suffocated because their building had been covered by a giant condom, cutting off all air…”

For propaganda purposes, they stamped the condom “Medium”.

What fun it would’ve been being inside that condom…

“You Chinese men has such enormous penises!”

lmfao

You wake up from your deep sleep, get your footsies in your fuzzy slippers, walk to the window, open it and breath in a nice fresh breath of air? not…you get a facefull of rubber…