Thai penises that is. In the feel-good story of the day, it seems the younger generation of Thai males are growing larger penises than their forebears. Bless their little, um, hearts. And so the Public Health Ministry is concerned about supplying them with sufficiently sized condoms. Story here.
Stand proud, brothers! Stand proud!
Let’s hope this news doesn’t make today’s Thai teens big-headed.
This reminds me of when I was going to school in Hawaii. I lived at the East-West Center on the U of Hawaii campus as housing staff. I had already lived in Thailand before, and another American who had lived in Thailand when I did, but like me had returned to the US, stopped in Hawaii for a visit on his way back to Thailand for a vacation.
We were shooting the shit one night, and he brought up his concern about being able to find big-enough condoms in Thailand. (No, really, this isn’t a joke.) So I told him, “Well, John [not his real name], if you’re really worried, maybe you should pick some up here before you go.” So we move on to other topics and discover we’ve run out of beer close to midnight.
There was a supermarket not far from campus that stayed open until 1am, so we went to get more beer. But “John” also picks up this giant package of condoms. So there we were, in my regular grocery store, two guys buying two six-packs of beer and a big ol’ case of condoms at midnight. My friend was rather innocent and didn’t seem to notice my turning red. I got us out of there as fast as I could.
Thai-tanic news, that.
I read a story that during a meeting of The Big Three during WWII, FDR must have been feeling magnanimous about some concessions Stalin had agreed to and asked if there were some war materials the Soviet Union was needing that the US could help them with. So Stalin mentioned that they could use more condoms for his soldiers. FDR asked what size and Stalin replied “Oh, just normal. 12 inches.”.
So when he got back to the USA, FDR directed some manufacturer make several thousand 16" condoms for shipment to the USSR. Oh, and have stamped on each one “Texas Medium”.
Awww…so cute, the LadyBoys are becoming LadyMen.