Some of you may remember the Lazarus Engine, the ancient Atlantean artifact with the power to restore one murder victim to life at a time, but at the “cost” of killing the person who murdered the prospective revenant; it restores the subject to the exact physical state he or she was in before the murder, but must be used within 24 hours of the victim’s death. Only the person who committed the murder may be fuel for the Lazarus Engine. Put anyone else inside and they won’t be harmed, but neither will the victim be restored. Rhymer Enterprises’ R&D division analyzed the device, but as its criminal applications were sharply limited we never put it into production. But when Suzie Q–the former RhE technomage fired for being insufficiently evil–left the company under a cloud of non-suspicion, she memorized the research on the topic and eventually built one of her own. Now she has occasion to use it.
Twenty hours ago, there was a mass shooting in a shopping mall in Houston, where Suzie hangs her hat. The shooter, a pluperfect asshole, was taken alive, but not before killing four people:
- Holly. She was only four years old when the Pluperfect Asshole riddled her with bullets, but she wasn’t going to get much older anyway. She had some rare disease with a name as long as your arm, and her doctors estimated that she had about two years to live. (And no, Suzie does not have a cure for this disease, and though she is happy to work on one, she cannot promise to be successful.)
- Heather, Holly’s 40-year-old mother. She died trying to shield her daughter from gunfire. Heather was a widow with three other children, ranging from eight to twelve; she had a nice middle-class job, but had exhausted her savings caring for Holly, and there’s no life insurnace. The orphans’ nearest living relative is a fourth cousin they’ve never met living in Alaska, so they’re probably headed to foster care.
- Hugh, a 45-year-old physician on the lines of Gregory House. He has personally saved hundreds of lives no other doctor could have saved, and if restored to life would presumably continue to do so. Like Heather, Hugh was with his young child when the Pluperfect Asshole started shooting. He and his son started running, but as his son couldn’t keep up, Hugh let go of his hand and abandoned him to his fate. Ultimately it didn’t matter, as the Pluperfect Asshole shot Hugh dead moments after shooting his kid–who, incidentally, has survived his injuries so far.
- Harry, the person most responsible for the low death count in the shooting spree. Harry was in his early 30s, and on nearly every other day of his life was a waste of protoplasm–a deadbeat who lived in his parents’ basement and rarely held down a job for more than a few months. But that day at the mall, something snapped in him. Maybe he’d read too many comic books; maybe there was just a seed of goodness in his heart that had never bloomed before; maybe he just had a death wish. Whatever the reason, Harry tackled the Pluperfect Asshole as he was reloading his rifle. In the struggle the rifle was rendered unusable, but unfortunately the PA also had a hunting knife, and Harry got his throat cut. But the brief respite gave people time to run away.
And now we’re at the thread question. Suzie heard about the shooting on the news, and using methods that I see no reason to go into ferretted out the above information. She’d like to restore one of the victims, but despite her obvious genius is paralyzed by the choice before her. You and she are friends, so she comes to you for advice. Whom do you advise Suzie to resurrect?
Poll in a moment, but don’t let that slow you down.