Okrahoma by a long shot. He puts a lot of effort into his idiocy, compared to doorhinge and Clothahump. doorhinge comes in second because he also is clearly a true believer, but his stuff is just dumb. Clothahump is last because he’s just pure troll.
True, there is an earnest sincerity to Okrahoma that might otherwise have some charm. Like Opie the Fascist.
I shudder when I read this.
I like Okra hanging around because they’re like a stubborn apologist on the internet many are familiar with. Usually when dealing with such an apologist there’s never much progress made, no one budges. Under 45’s leadership, we get to see the walls caving in on them and their deflections progressively appear more impotent.
Morgenstern’s drivel is substandard.
So you only like top grade drivel? Who drools into your mouth?
Although he flies a little bit under the radar, I think davida03801 is making a bid for it too.
He reminds of doorhinge. His stuff is mainly just dumb but he believes it. There’s not much effort in it.
My vote is for Okra. He is so on point with the latest Twitter alt-right bots and spin that he seems rather… professional… with the accuracy and compliance of his arguments.
Does the winner of this competition get a custom subtitle? Can we vote on that, too?
He is innocent of any criminal wrongdoing! This is all a witch-hunt!
Clothahump is an atheist, so he can’t be the paragon of anything conservative.
**Okra **could be one of our legitimate conservative posters. If he sticks around after Trump is gone he might end up making legitimate contributions.
An recent exchange from another thread that demonstrates what makes doorhinge so very, very, very special:
Nobody sneaks one past that man’s brain-goalie!
Spongebob Squarepence?
The prize should go to the one with the best examples of statements in the form of, " Liberals think ______." Let’s face it: this is The mode of conservative discourse, therefore, the champ of that deserves to be the alpha-consevative troll.
And another vote to leave HurricaneDitka out of this. He seems like a normal person with righty views to me