Choosing a leader for the Blessed Leader Fan Club.

[Morgenstern]

We’re blessed with a trifecta of conservatives on this board who express themselves so eloquently. These three excel in clear, precise almost surgical precision as they cut to the heart of a political discussion. It’s so refreshing. Opinion is always better than the fucking facts.

The three are, in no particular order; Doorhinge, Okrahoma and Clothahump. These three ambassadors of intelligence for the Republican party are the 1 percenters who toil to keep the news straight and free from misleading stories, and those stories that are a little misleading, they are quick to point ouf the truth.

To them I say, keep up the great work. If it wasn’t for you three, the Republican party would be nothing more than a weak, disorganized, get-nothing-done, experiment in why D students shouldn’t run a country. Thank Og that has never happened.

But you three bring hope for the future. I know your blessed marshal must be a very unique individual to have gained your support.

I offer these examples of how blessed we are by the presence of you three gentlemen.

@Clothahump

That’s because we’ve been infested by liberals fleeing California and Yankeeland due to economic issues caused by failed liberal policies. And they want to infest us with their liberal stupidity.

Isn’t that cleaar? Does it leave any doubt about the causes of our corrent political climate?
or even this…

@Clothahump

And another butt-hurt liberal whine is posted…

So clear and, well, Trump like, I mean “presidential.”

Then our favorite ninja adds to the clarity.

@Okrahoma

I don’t think it is. It is a breath of fresh air to have someone at the top who is not a rigid poseur with a stick up his butt like Hillary or Obama, with every word scripted and focus-group tested.

I am so sorry if that offends you. Better luck next election.

With a post like that, who isn’t ready to jump off the USS Liberal and head over to the bright side.

Then Doorhinge last and least, (well least is hard to qualify as all three are exceptional)

@doorhinge

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That seems to be the official story according to yellow dog Democrats.

Others may believe that some yellow dog Democrats are only trying to explain ol’ Hillary’s 2nd failure to become POTUS.

I’ve noticed over the decades that when people spend time telling the other side how they should think, or what they should say, there is little chance of reaching a compromise. Oh well, life goes on.

There’s so much more to work with with Doorhinge, but Mr. Miller, I’m just too lazy to wash behind my ears today. (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20320262&postcount=41) You, Mr. Miller, want me to sit here and read through a Dante’s Inferno of Doorhinge drivel and select the intelligent parts? Even for 7 virgins I’m not doing that. I need HELP with this. I fucking hate washing behind my ears if it’s not Sunday.
Anyway, I nominate Clothy for their leader.

Oh fuck I forgot, pit language. Fuck something, somewhere, somehow in a bed of thissels. The fucking unshaven Republicans.

[Procrustus]

Doorhinge should get the prize. A-1 level drivel from that guy.

[ElvisL1ves]

Make it **Clothahump **and he’ll never even know.

[iiandyiiii]

Poor doorhinge, all his Trump and Republican puffery is just a distraction from his refusal to admit his penchant to fantasize about honey-covered firemen. But maybe if we all show him how accepting we are – that we all make it clear to him that there really is nothing wrong with visions of burly adonises dripping with honey – then he can finally come out of his shell and be the real doorhinge.

You be you, doorhinge – I’ll always support you! And I’m sure the rest of the Dope has your back as well!

[El_Kabong]

Watch it now, OP; doorhinge will try to claim that none of your post means anything because you spelled his screen name with a capital “D”.

In any event, I vote Clothahump, on the basis of seniority, and for his fondness for the term “broke dick”.

[running_coach]

@El_Kabong

Watch it now, OP; doorhinge will try to claim that none of your post means anything because you spelled his screen name with a capital “D”.

In any event, I vote Clothahump, on the basis of seniority, and for his fondness for the term “broke dick”.

It’s not his screen name, it’s his nom de plume.

Just add a trigger warning before capitalizing, he needs that.

[El_Kabong]

@running_coach

It’s not his screen name, it’s his nom de plume.

Yeah, well, when he starts writing his posts with a goddam plume, I’ll consider it.

[Buck_Godot]

Clothahump can’t be the leader. He’s 100% follower. His only contributions are cut and pastes of things he read elsewhere combined with various unsubstantiated projections. “No you Liberals are the ones who don’t present any evidence for their views.” If it weren’t for a clearly established right wing source telling him what to think, or lefties shouting insults at him to he can respond with “No You!” he wouldn’t have anything to post.

Doorhinge doesn’t actually do much in the way of supporting Trump. His method is more in the direction of distracting from Trump foibles with accusations against the “Democrat” party, lame stream fake media, and hyperbolic strawman posts about the Left overreacting to Trump.

For real no holds barred Trump apogologism, you have to go with Okrahoma. To Okrahoma Trump is the most brilliant tactician and every one of his tweets is a calculated more to put his detractors (ie Most of America and the entire free world) at a disadvantage.

The crown goes to Okrahoma.

[Walken_After_Midnight]

Okrahoma reminds me of notorious “internet celebrity” Charlie Zelenoff, the self-proclaimed “greatest boxer of all time” and “Baddest Man On The Planet”. He claims to have a boxing record of 162-0, despite losing his one and only professional fight. Instead, he is to be found in Youtube videos, challenging random people in gyms to fights, getting beat down and then literally running away while declaring himself the victor. Like Okrahoma, he is universally acknowledged to be delusional, with significant psychiatric issues.

[Lucas_Jackson]

I too would nominate the humper of cloth for his long term tenasity if nothing else but as mentioned above he’s too much of a follower.

Sadly the crown should go to the upstart. Personally I think he’s an idiot and I can’t stand him but as a southern boy at heart, every time I see his username I think of fried okra. Yummmmmm

[Skywatcher]

The OP left out HurricaneDitka. Have them play Four Square, the one left standing wins Trump’s idiot ball.

[ElvisL1ves]

HurricaneDitka does show more ability to think independently of his Fox handlers than does Will Farnaby.

[somepumpkin]

@Skywatcher

The OP left out HurricaneDitka. Have them play Four Square, the one left standing wins Trump’s idiot ball.

I noticed that, too. I’m happy with all of them taking the lead… perhaps they could rotate monthly.

But what I really want to say is that I welcome all of their comments. I don’t often agree with them -and have never engaged with them- but I still appreciate their contributions. I’d almost go so far as to say that this board *needs *them.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@somepumpkin

I noticed that, too. I’m happy with all of them taking the lead… perhaps they could rotate monthly.

But what I really want to say is that I welcome all of their comments. I don’t often agree with them -and have never engaged with them- but I still appreciate their contributions. I’d almost go so far as to say that this board *needs *them.

They keep us honest, by which I mean they stand as cautionary examples of dishonesty.

[Procrustus]

@somepumpkin

I noticed that, too. I’m happy with all of them taking the lead… perhaps they could rotate monthly.

But what I really want to say is that I welcome all of their comments. I don’t often agree with them -and have never engaged with them- but I still appreciate their contributions. I’d almost go so far as to say that this board *needs *them.

Not Doorhinge. Don’t need him one bit.

[WillFarnaby]

@ElvisL1ves

HurricaneDitka does show more ability to think independently of his Fox handlers than does Will Farnaby.

Yes. All manifestations of thought to the right of Joe Biden comes from that Mothership. How cunningly did they plant Edmund Burke, Lysander Spooner, Albert Jay Nock, Robert Nisbet, and Ludwig Von Mises decades before they would reach their pinnacle of thought in Sean Hannity’s nightly program.

[Clothahump]

Well, gee, Morgenstern. We are so blessed by having you post drivel about us.

[Procrustus]

@Clothahump

Well, gee, Morgenstern. We are so blessed by having you post drivel about us.

Suddenly, you have an objection to drivel?

[Sunny_Daze]

Adding HurricaneDitka does round this out nicely. Let them be known as the 4 horsemen of the trumpocalypse.

[D_Odds]

@Procrustus

Suddenly, you have an objection to drivel?

He wants to be the sole source.