Chris Kluwe's pitting of Emmett C. Burns, Jr.

[levdrakon]

@FoieGrasIsEvil

There’s a scraping tool available online that allows one so inclined to collect it and spread it onto their morning toast.

Interesting screename.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@levdrakon

Interesting screename.

Interesting comment.

I am trying to find the correlation between foie gras and fromunda pot-au-feu spread…

[Jenaroph]

@Batfish

First of all it’s “fomunda” not “fromunda”. (It’s okay Chris, I understand you’re a punter and apparently too erudite and educated to pull off “fomunda”.)

As in, fomunda cheese, that cheese “fomunda my dick”. Not my dick you understand, my dick is clean and minty fresh, but the hypothetical dick of a juvenile insult.

And yes, my usage predates Chris’s and is therefore authoritative, since I first heard it several decades before he was born.

I guess the “wink” in the edit was too subtle.

[Rachellelogram]

@FoieGrasIsEvil

Your balls are (presumably, mssrs Armstrong and Kruk excluded) under your dick.

Hey monsieur, just because they’re short a ball doesn’t make them Mrs’s. :mad:

[levdrakon]

@FoieGrasIsEvil

Interesting comment.

I am trying to find the correlation between foie gras and fromunda pot-au-feu spread…

Fromunda cheese, foie gras? No?

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@Rachellelogram

Hey monsieur, just because they’re short a ball doesn’t make them Mrs’s. :mad:

My understanding is that “Mssrs.” is equivalent to “Misters”. I believe that is correct.

@levdrakon

Fromunda cheese, foie gras? No?

An unholy combination!

[ElvisL1ves]

“Disappointed lemur face with solitary tear trickling down to chin”.

Really says it all right there, don’t it? :D:D:D:D:D

[dropzone]

Kids in sports are always encouraged to have a backup plan, a career they can turn to after their knees are shot. The dirty version was a 10 on the BBQ Pit scale and I thought we should invite him over. The clean version shows that Mr Kluwe has chosen to be the bitchiest bitch who ever bitched when he grows up and we may not be worthy of his magnificence. My top hat falls off to him.

[Guinastasia]

@Batfish

First of all it’s “fomunda” not “fromunda”. (It’s okay Chris, I understand you’re a punter and apparently too erudite and educated to pull off “fomunda”.)

As in, fomunda cheese, that cheese “fomunda my dick”. Not my dick you understand, my dick is clean and minty fresh, but the hypothetical dick of a juvenile insult.

And yes, my usage predates Chris’s and is therefore authoritative, since I first heard it several decades before he was born.

Nope, Urban Dictionary lists both.

[Derleth]

@Fenris

This pitting just fucking sucks.

Yep, sure is terrible when someone bitch-slaps a conservative, innit?

[Acsenray]

@Derleth

Yep, sure is terrible when someone bitch-slaps a conservative, innit?

I think that was a review of the pitting by Ashtayk, not the pitting by Kluwe.

[Snickers]

Jenaroph, you funny. You very funny guy.

Merneith, get in line. I saw him first!

[iftheresaway]

I’m resurrecting this slightly moldy thread, because I just heard Chris Kluwe on Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me yesterday, and I’m smitten. Loved the letter, love that he’s in a band and enjoys WoW, and he just seems like an all-around charming guy. I agree that he needs to be a Doper - he’s my new favorite athlete (replacing my previous favorite, nobody).

Edit: I posted before I read the sanitized version of the letter, and my admiration just increased approximately 16%.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Guinastasia

Nope, Urban Dictionary lists both.

More importantly, Dane Cook defintely said “fromunda” in Waiting. This is hopefully the first and last time I will cite Dane Cook.