Vikings' Chris Kluwe skewers Maryland politician about SSM

Potentially NSFW due to language: [Deadspin Link (broken)](http: //deadspin.com/5941348/they-wont-magically-turn-you-into-a-lustful-cockmonster-chris-kluwe-explains-gay-marriage-to-the-politician-who-is-offended-by-an-nfl-player-supporting-it)

Wow. This is hysterical.

When I first saw that, I assumed Drew Magary was writing it. I was shocked when I saw the byline.

As a Minnesota Vikings fan, I approve.

As a human being, I approve. (Even if I don’t like the Vikings. I do think though that I will root for Mr. Kluwe.)

See also this thread in Great Debates and sbout this specific response this other one in the Pit, featuring also his equally delightful “family-safe” edit.
And it looks like a writing career would not be out of the question for Mr. Kluwe once the football’s done with…

As a Vikings fan, I can tell you that you’ll have plenty of chances to cheer for Kluwe’s punting this year.