Christ not to attend Pope's funeral; Cardinals relieved

And once again, the moral of the story is “don’t shoot someone if you want to go to see him buried first hand.”

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Are there enough :rolleyes: anywhere?

There were once, but they all drowned in Challenger’s Deep, one day in 1960.

If the Pope were alive, he’d let Agca come to his funeral.

Which is really ironic when you think about it…