I understand that Kansas Board of Education wants to eliminate algebra classes that ask students to solve for “x”, because “x” is by its nature unsolvable.
yz??? what a load of horsecrap!!! a Y is merely a malformed x - what use is a religion where one of the legs is missing?
The Gen-xers have the true faith.
While we’re on the topic of Perfect Masters, I’d like to put in a good word for Kibo, Xenu, “Bob,” and, of course, Cecil.
I heard Jesus was going after televangelists. He said something about moneychargers…or was that changers?
Lonesome
yz is the true wayz. Whyz could anyz-one doubt this? Surelyz all of the wise know that only though yz can we overcome our foes and find the wayz to the true heavens.
In yz we live, in yz we are undone.
Infidels! Heretics! I have taken algebra and I have seen the light. x ALWAYS equals -1. That is the true nature of x.
By the way, I’m forming a cult at 8:00 tomorrow morning and I want everyone to join. And by this time next year I’d better have about 300 million dollars and a couple of solid gold BMW’s or I’m grabbing the Kool----I mean Flavor Aid.
i pity you and your three-legged false-god. I can only pray that you will see the light and hear x’s words.
x bless you
I was bitching about hoax e-mails to a friend a couple of weeks ago, after yet another one was sent to us by a friend. We decided on “The Internet - for dumbshits.” A class everyone must take before there allowed to use the internet.
x-men going to get you all!!
And FSM–Flying Spaghetti Monster --is not happy with the way you have ignored him, either.
damn! I was going to post a reference to fsm and you beat me to it… well…so there!
I see you have been Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Pastafarians of the world unite! The only thing you have to lose is your clam sauce!
And the most holy city is then…Chi cago.
All praise the City of Wind!
I must confess that I have never had clam sauce.
How much of a sinner am I?
I hear the Church of Og wants to ban the FCC.
Really! It’s true! I heard it on the Internet!
If you keep Kosher, not one bit. 
I burning your x!
Will they’re be a spelling unit in that class? 
I hope not.
Put the X back in X-Mas!
The truth is simple and easily told. X axis is good. And Y axis is good. But to obtain true three-dimensionality, you must have Z axis as well. Only the XYZ trinity leads to true dimensionality. (And please, lets not hear any of that multidimensional universe heresy with nine or even 16 dimensions that the Holy G-String heretics are on about!)