Noted sack of sanctimonious bile Jerry Falwell has declared that this season will be the time for making enemies lists. His unholy alliance with theFriend or Foe Campaign will target anyone who doesn’t believe in the Christian version of god or in setting up endless tacky plastic manger scenes or in singing endless tacky carols, and who has the temerity to speak up and say so. In addition to proclaiming them “foes”, the sorry pile of jesus pus is standing behind the group’s effort to file suit against said “foes”.
Well, fuck you, Mr. Falwell, and everything you believe in and stand for, and the 24,000 assholes who follow you. And fuck the Liberty Counsel, whatever satan-spawned nest of rat-blood sucking slime that is, and fuck the Christian Educators’ Association for spying on their neighbors in the time of brotherly love. I’m your enemy, cocksuckers, so come and get some.
Suddenly, I feel the urge to send them “Happy Birthday, Mithras!” cards on the solstice and “Happy Birthday, Jesus! Isn’t it nice to be a spring chicken!” this April.
Somehow, despite being in the majority and controlling the government, it’s the Christians who are terrified and oppressed. Unless everything is done the way they command, they are victims.
Since when is making an enemies list and drawing a line in the sand contrary to the spirit of Xmas? Some of you have closed your hearts to that old-time religion.
Anyone who doubts the agenda of the Jesus-Minimizers and SFGate Sin-Scoffers need only check out the Google ads on that site. When I visited, they were hawking Melissa Etheridge’s God Without Religion claptrap and anti-Bush paraphernalia. It’s all one with promoting vaccination, sexual ambiguity and the mongrelization of our beloved dog breeds.*
Oh ye fools.
