Christians, how do you justify that God is not a total prick?

Both, in my case. The main difference is that believers actually exist.

Many years ago, on an episode of, " Miami Vice", (I know, I know) Crockett and Tubbs are chasing a drug dealer who is using Voodoo to control those who deal with him. Late at night, after returning to the station house, C and T are discussing voodoo and its hold over people. The custodian, an elderly Hatian man, is sweeping up the empty offices and listening quietly. Crockett turns to the man and asks him, “What do you think? Do you believe in all of this stuff”? The old man leans on his broom, thinks for a moment, then says, “You don’t have to believe in the ocean, but if you walk into it, you will get your feet wet”.

Miami Vice…who would have guessed

Is it really so bad that people believe as long as they allow you the right to do the same? I can’t figure out the reason for cooking and eating liver, but as long as you don’t make me do it, big deal.

Sorry, I gotta do it…

Do you mean they act German or like vaginal cleansers or like German vaginal cleansers?

OK, going now!

They don’t do that. They never have and I seriously doubt they ever will, so long as religion survives. The believers are always, constantly, relentlessly trying to push their dogma on others and write them into the law. And they endanger others by following their delusional beliefs. Religion is not a matter of “live and let live”. The believers simply won’t let it be.

That’s pretty much what I believe. You don’t have to believe in Smurfs to get your feet wet and bluish when you step on one.

Thing is, you never do step on any actual Smurfs, never find voodoo that works, never find any actual miracles of any religion. It’s an argument for religion being true that assumes its own conclusion.

I think we have lost the thread here. The question was not about if you believe, or why you believe, it’s whether or not the guy you believe in is a prick.

Going by “his own words” he seems to be a petty, vindictive control freak who created lots of ways to make peoples’ lives miserable and continues to allow them to happen.

Sadly, I can’t deny that one. In my experience, whenever I have come across a total prick, its usually a person and not God. However, I do have a few choice words for him about my wretched hair, the existence of mosquitos, and the freakishly complicated neurological system. :smack:

According to the NT Jesus also said He was going to come in His father’s glory with His angels while some of them standing there would not have yet seen death…it didn’t happen; 2000+ years and people are still waiting!

Since this is just the words of some human claiming God said it , it is just a matter of what some other human said. There is no way to know anything any God said, or did. One takes what human he/she wishes to believe!

In truth ,you read what some one said Jesus said:Jesus left no writings! The writings about Jesus were many years after the fact, and even some History isn’t exactly as written, a lot depends on who does the writing. Humans have the habit of glorifying what they desire,and some play down what they don’t like. The ancient texts have been translated many ways, by many writers, so they are not more accurate than if God really dictated a book to Muhammad!

Let’s start here: What is the fire of Sodom & Gomorrah? In other words, if the people of Sodom & Gomorrah serve as an example, what exactly happened to them?

OK, here’s the rule- when the question is about the Christian God or Jesus, the Bible is an authoritative source. Even if it’s all made up, it’s like if someone asks about Count Dracula, then someone else quotes the novel & you say “Oh, Bram Stoker just made that up.”

How damn hard is this for people to understand?

Than you should join the MB, because it is chock-full of people who claim to know the bible. Most, it would seem, have read it cover to cover. Even more impressive some have read it cover to cover multiple times, including cover to cover in different languages and multiple translations.

The very best part is that they only have to claim they’ve read it. When pressed, it’s just fine to say you read it college 10 years ago as part of some super duper class you were taking and can’t be expected to remember every-single-verse. (which appears to mean I can’t be expected to remember any-single-verse)

So let me correct you. The OP said, “…But seriously, let’s just say for the moment that the Christian bible IS true…” and I corrected him that the bible does not indicate a burning hell. If you wish to amend that to say essentially “This is what some Christians believe…” (or even most Christians) than I’m good.

But the bible does not indicate a burning hell and Google will not be a surrogate for a command of the subject.

I get your point but yeah, the Bible indicates a burning hell, but not necessarily one of eternal torment. Sheol/Hades & Gehenna both have Bible passages with fiery terminology. And alas, most English translations seem to indicate eternal suffering. It’s just that in the Hebrew & the Greek, “eternal” isn’t necessarily the meaning of the originals.

But yeah, on the Net, everyone is a Bible scholar, can benchpress at least one ton, and has maximum endowment & stamina.

Hello FriarTed

Some time go (in a thread long long ago…;)) I posted a very long post on the different ways some English translations rendered Sheol/ Hades & Gehenna. As you know they appear hundreds of times, including examples where Job prays to enter “hell” or the fact that Jesus was (for a time) in “hell.”

So it is clear that English translations have rendered the exact same word in different ways to support a literal burning hell. Even then, any translation can serve as a means of showing that there is no burning hell.

Sure, there is much metaphor and symbolism in the bible. Theres no denying that. But the same people who see a burning hell understand [correctly] that Lazuras was not literally not on Abraham’s bosom, or that a single drop of water would provide any relief to someone burning alive. IOW, they can often clearly see metaphor. But…like the false Trinity Doctrine the belief precedes the text. They’ve been told there’s a burning hell and so any reference to such symbolism confirms what they already know.

Each and every reference-----like Jude 1:7--------can be correctly understood by examining the author, the thrust of his comments, the history and the overall context.

Or you can simply Google “burning hell.” :dubious:

Because eternal damnation is not true. God created every being, and His plan is perfect and He desires all to be saved, and all is ultimately His children. If even one is lost, then God’s family would be in eternal pain of loss, which can not happen. When the devil created this alternate path which we call reincarnation, a cycle of continuous death, God gave the devil a child into this cycle and into this world, this child is Jesus. Through the pain that Jesus suffered He made it possible for everyone to experience Love and thus seek Love and come home. Some may say that they don’t know Jesus but have experienced Love, but that is impossible because that Love is Jesus and is just another name for Him.

Jesus raised people from the dead (Hell/Sheol), as did people from the OT and NT, and Jesus gave us the power to raise people from the dead. Hell is not a barrier, but a refinement.

Also believing and being baptized is stated as a condition of being saved, but both does not guarantee that a person will not spend some time in hell before being saved, Jesus is the most notable example of this.

All except Pharaoh:

Then the Lord hardened the heart of Pharaoh, king of Egypt and he pursued after the Israelites, although the Israelites were going out boldly. Exodus 14

But God set forth the conditions that require us to be saved and to spend time in hell. To cause a child to be born in sin because of what his ancestors did 6,000 years ago is prickish.

It’s like saying I’m a good guy if at some point I stop punching you in the nose and hand you a bandaid.

Well, Genesis 19:24-25 says:
“(24) Then the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah—from the LORD out of the heavens. (25) Thus he overthrew those cities and the entire plain, destroying all those living in the cities—and also the vegetation in the land.”

Based on that alone, I’d answer your first question by saying that the fire was a literal fire that God himself used to smite the cities, effectively killing everyone and everything in the area. Naturally, one might assume that this particular fire eventually burned out and that, therefore, the “eternal fire” referenced in Jude is referring to something more… eternal.

Also, while I enjoy the whole Socratic method as much as anyone, this might go faster if you just directly answer my earlier question: