Speaking of boogers, here’s a picture of J-Lo picking her nose and eating it.
I hope she gave thanks.
All her base are belong to anybody who’ll buy her a cheeseburger.
A booger… good… normal…human… wouldn’t of guessed it. Did it jiggle when she talked? hanging and then begin to shake and who was interviewing her. how did they refrain from busting up? Or was she singing? u didn’t quite state what was going on. just that she was talking. hmmm one good think about not being a star… you can pick eat and let them hang without any worries. OH THE FREEDOMS
Are you sure it is as much as cheeseburger, you might be able to get away with just a can of soda.
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What’s wrong with Christina Aquilera anyway? I think she’s cute! Surely I’m not the only one?
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Those pics of Jennifer Lopez look like they were taken from film: was this actually on the news or something? That’s what you call a slow news day. :rolleyes:
Of course, Shakira gets my vote over Christina any day…
She’s cute, if you think that the Ho/Skank Queen/Empress Slut/ look is cute. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Personally, I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.
WSLer, I don’t know if the mods will like the language in that last comment you made, but it got me rolling on the floor laughing.
Mods, I apologize if my language in the above post was out of line ofr MPSIMS and you can edit it if you so please/choose.
I’ll just be over here in the corner taking a “Time Out.”
Let’s just say that yes, WSLer’s gratuitous use of foul language in fora other than the Pit is getting on my nerves.
As for miss Aguilera: she might look like a slut (and since when is THAT wrong, gentlemen?), but at least she doesn’t tell anyone that she’s a pristine virgin, like Britney Spears does so convincingly…
I wouldn’t kick either one out of bed, unless they told me they were better on the floor.
Booger? No prob…doggie style.
Now a dingleberry…
Well, isn’t that nice, an apology from WSLer. May I remind you that you already received some moderator warnings in the past, notably here, here and here?
This is your final one. Step over the line once more, and you’re out of here.
Whatever floats yer boat, I suppose.
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Mmmmmm… Empress Slut… drool…
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I forgot to add that I think Jeniffer Lopez is in a different class - she has got curves in all the right places.
In any case, re: the OP: we all have things come out of our noses at inopportune moments - it’s only human fer crying out loud!
oops… missed a load of posts before that one went in…
…my post wasn’t in any way directed at you, Coldfire, obviously!
This thread wasn’t about how skanky or hot anybody is. Just the fact that celebrities have people that are supposed keep them from appearing in less than perfect conditions.
I just thought he was going for the world record in rolleyes smileys or something.
Poor Christina…VH1’s been running “Driven: Christina Aguilera” for the past two months, and she used to be so cute and innocent looking. Although I like Britney better, I think Christina’s conventionally prettier.
Plus she’s got the whole “hometown girl” appeal for me. Go to the North Hills in Pittsburgh, and you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting someone claiming tenous connections to her. I met some guy who claimed she had a huge crush on him in high school, and used to follow him around all the time. Suuure.
Dang! Thought that said Express Slut - which I guess would mean 10 men or less?
Oops! Mod’s here. Me sorry!
( Express sluts … cash only? )
Naughty dantheman! Go and stand in the corner with WSLer!
Oh wait, WSLer’s wandered off…
Oh Lordy, Lordy, don’t make me do that. Please. I’ll even post something productive and helpful, just anything like that, oh no, oh no . . .