Christina Aguilera on SNL: Short-sleeve outfits are not your best bet

In Rolling Stone, the one where she was on the cover, wearing naught but boots and a Paul Reed Smith guitar, there was a chart of her piercings, several of which the singer left us to guess at. Something in the article suggested she gets another when she’s bored. “Sweet Mercy Magruder,” I thought, “how long 'til she looks like a cork bulletin board?”

If you’re thinking, “What? He noticed the guitar?” Well, I perused the cover pic for some time, looking for the bunny trademark. A friend of mine had just bought a PRS guitar, and I gave the magazine to him.

okay, I feel like an 11 year old at a college party but whats up with the scab and arm talk? Are we thinking that she’s accidentally exposed a heroin problem or is this about tats?

I only caught a bit of the show – including the lame dance off and part of the Weekend Update – but man that girl needs to quit touching her nose! Even if she doesn’t have a problem she’s convincing all the viewers that she does.

:confused: Rolling Stone? Bunny trademark? Aren’t those two different magazines?

Whoosh!

:smack smiley:

Ok, I get it now.