Christine O'Donnell has replaced Palin in my heart of hearts...

I think she should run on a political platform that she has a bald coochie. That’d be a sure winner. I wish my political representative was young and hot and had a bald pussy.

God, I can’t stand that guy, but I have to admit that was good.

So, who thinks her best shot is, “Look, I’m cute. You’re going to have to see someone’s face in the paper and on TV for the next six years. Do you want it to be me, or do you want it to be some wrinkled white guy? Vote O’Donnell, I might have a nip-slip”.

-Joe

I like that black woman who is running on the slogan: “Not the white man’s bitch.” Fucking cracks me up.

That has made my day, thanks for the well needed laugh Revtim.

As a white man, I’d like it better if she ran under the slogan: “The white man’s bitch.” All politicians are the voters’ bitches.

I’m presuming that you mean “shaved”. I mean, if her curlies all fell out, that would be a little, like, ewwwwww!

Or if they never grew in because she’s young. Like, double ewwwwww!!

Perhaps some witch put a spell on her to make all the hair fall off.

Boyo Jim would tap that. Not me, I have strict rules! OK, guidelines.

Yes, all she needs is a little duct tape, or some other kind of gag. So no oral sex, but what were the odds of that anyway?

You could cut a hole through the duct tape.

Her ad says she is not a witch. then it says she is not a politician.This is her second run at senate. She was a media consultant 2002-3. Press secretary for Concerned Citizens before that. She worked for Women for Change earlier . She was a consultant for the Repub. National Comm. before that. Nope she was not a politician. She was you.

Your commitment to appearing to be straight is impressive. It’s okay, though, we all know you’re really the biggest queer in queertown (sorry, matt_mcl, you know I love you too). Just admit your love for dick, man. You’ll be a lot happier, and so will all of the people around you.

Especially those with dicks.

Throw her into the pond!

She turned our budget surplus into a newt!

Wow. She’s cute. And she looks a little like Cairbou Barbie. They should hook up.

She reminds me of Annie Golden.

Given what she has said, the revelation that she fabricated her academic career comes as no great shock. Actually this makes me feel much better about our higher education system.

I guess the Tea Baggers consider Palin too much of an egghead, and wanted somebody just like them.

Well, he’d need a personality transplant before anyone would actually want to fuck him, but I suspect coming out would help a lot.