I started thinking today about my christmas cards (yea, they’ll be pretty late. i don’t care.), and I realized there might be some dopers who are with limited friends or family, and don’t get a lot of Christmas greetings. Or, there’s just the possibility that y’all like getting mail, which I know I do! So I’m putting out an open invitation…anyone who would appreciate a card, drop me a line, I’ll throw you on my list. My email’s in my profile.
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Merry Christmas!
No I don’t want one!
But it’s the thought that counts!
MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS…
Yer kidding right?
I’ve finally got it so that I don’t receive any Christmas cards and I don’t have to send any.
::Grumbles::
Merry Christmas and all that.
Just joking with ya Pammipoo, that was a really nice offer. I so wish I could like Christmas even an eensy bit.
Maybe you haven’t had the “Xavier Xperience”.
::Barry White music in the Background… Xavier Strolls on by::
See Laydee… I think you got it all figured wrong… Christmas ain’t about the cold… it’s about the heat… yeah… bay-be… and the lovin’…
::Xavier’s pants catch fire from the blazing hearth::
Shit! Shit! Shit! Get this monkey crap off me!!! YAYAYAYAYA!!!
::Stands there with burnt clothes::
So you still wanna go out?
Just dropping in to wish you a Merry Christmas. 
Hey!! I haven’t seen you around since last year or so…are you local for the holidays? One of these weeks, we’ll have to meet up and grab a bite to eat. IM me or something.
As tempting as that offer is, I have to…uh…uh…grout the tub tonight.
BUMP
I’m sending out my cards today…any takers?