Pretty much everything done by Bob Rivers:
Make sure you click on the Twisted Tunes tab and any and all Christmas themed albums.
Hey Santa Clause, The Platters. Better fidelity than the original Moonglows version.
Jingle Bells, Count Basie
Christmas Vacation, Mavis Staples
Not sure if this qualifies, but it definitely belongs in the bad music hall of fame. Irwin Chusid plays it but once a year, which says a lot!
Merry Christmas From the Family - Robert Earl Keen
A good ol’ fashioned redneck christmas
Santa and his ol’ Lady - Cheech and Chong
Not a song really, but still freaking funny
Also Chiron Beta Prime
Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet:
Not so much twisted but a good twist with damn good music. A Charlie Brown Christmas. I’ll play this any time of the year. Doesn’t hurt that Linus and Lucy is one of my favourite songs.
Oi! To The World – No Doubt
Twelve Days Of Christmas – The Yobs
A Gun For Christmas – The Vandals
Fuck Christmas – Fear
Not the one I have on CD but close: Little Jack Frost, Get Lost.
Another Merry Christmas - Dr. Smith - NSFW version
Another Merry Christmas - Dr. Smith - censored version
Senseless Lass – The Yobs
I will shag you senseless, lass
Fill you up with semen
And the fact it’s Christmas Eve
All the more the reason…