I’ve always wondered how people named Chuck or something that rhymes withwere treated in the name game. I remember playing that several times in school as a kid. Unfortunately I’ve never known a kid that had a name like that. So… Is there a Chuck out there who will share his story about the name game with us?
It sucks unbelievably. Kids are cruel, and in this case, vulgar. How many times did I hear that I’d “fucked a plucked duck” ? I can’t even count. 
That reminds me of the story about Eight Possums.
The other kids used to make fun of his Indian name and call him Eats Pussy, but he kept his temper about it. That wasn’t such a bad reputation to have, after all.
His brother, Six Ducks, used to get in fights all the time, though.