Don’t Chuck-E me, bro!
What’s “Chuck E. Cheese”?
in this case alessan, ignorance is bliss.
it is a place that many people take young children to have parties. there are video games, playground type equipment, and people who dress up in character costumes. they serve food kids love to gorge themselves on.
it is a very loud, messy, wild, unruly place. you can get an instant headache walking past the door. chuck e. cheese is the name of the rodent mascot of the “restaurant” chain.
i’m a bit baffled on the beer serving as well.
I think if pot was legal they’d be selling it. It would calm the adults, and they’d buy more pizza.
It’s a legal form of LSD for children here in the U.S. For adults, it’s a legal form of torture.
It’s a chain restaurant pizza place that is supposed to be a big deal for kids’ parties. Think 50 kids hopped up on grease and carbs in a caged death match, while parents look on helplessly.
Chuck E. Cheeses started off in 1977 as “Pizza Time Theatre”, which was started by Atari’s founder Nolan Bushnell. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_E._Cheese’s
Funniest damned thing I’ve read all week. Bravo.
Until they do issue adequate weaponry, you might want to take the quiz on this site to found out just where you stand.
You know, just in case.
You missed telling the whole story. There are multiple kids parties at once, so these groups of 50 kids clash with the other groups of 50 kids. The parents don’t like the other parents and physical fights start.
I am one of those parents who almost got in a fight at Chuck E Cheese. When my 2nd oldest daughter was two, she was terribly afraid to have her head under anything. Including water - bathtime was always a fight and involved lots of splashing and tears. We had taken her and her older sister to Chuck E’s one day with another couple and their 1 1/2 year old daughter in Savannah, GA. After eating we took the younger daughter and put her in a small ball pit where she could play. There was another girl in there, maybe 1 to 1 1/2. Parents nowhere in sight. We started playing with our daughter and pushing the balls towards her, which she found very funny. The other little girl thought it was funny, too, and she started “helping” us. Then the balls started to get a little close to my daughter’s shoulders and I saw the bathtime fear coming. We stopped but the little girl didn’t so I asked her “Honey, no, no, don’t do that, it scares her.” She kept on pushing the balls. I tocuhed her arm and said “no, sweetie” when out of nowhere another child runs up to me and starts screaming at me to get my hands off her kid. The girl couldn’t have been more than sixteen and her parents and apparently hwer grandparents were all sitting on the other side of the restaurant letting this BABY play by herself. Of course, I was immediately defensive and told her she should have been there watching the baby, and she claimed to have been there the whole time, etc. I was able to calm myself down enough to get out of the situation but that was, indeed, MY last trip to Chuck E. Cheese’s.
And there we go. We just have some discussions and arguments about this in a couple of threads, and here we have proof that the End Of The Civil World will be brought about by arrogant, stupid parents who cannot be bothered to discipline their own children, and they’ll be damned if they’ll let anyone else do it either!
And you were NOT disciplining that child, you were protecting yours.
Think “Catered Lord of the Flies” combined with “Midget Escape from New York”.
Along with a smidge of “28 Days Later”.
I don’t think parents that paid extremely close attention to their kids were concerned before when the kids did go to parties at the mouse place; however, I bet histories like the one in the OP will increase their numbers.
Chuck E Cheese may have to prepare and get rides like this one:
http://www.amusementtrader.com/index.php?a=2&b=3307
