Cinema’s Worst Fight Scenes.

[El_Kabong]

Cynthia Rothrock was acting?

Just wanted to add my appreciation to Apos for posting that cinematic gem. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna douse my head in hairspray, rip my shirt off, oil myself up and go kick some righteous ass.

[Kid_A_1]

@Apos

Sorry kids, but this is the worst. the absolute worst ever:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1676
(warning, not kid safe)

Holy crap.

Who doesn’t love hilarious eye trauma? :eek:

[MEBuckner]

@Apos

Sorry kids, but this is the worst. the absolute worst ever:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1676
(warning, not kid safe)

Not kid safe? Not kid safe??? You’re implying there’s some sentient being for whom that clip IS safe.

[mrald]

@Apos

Sorry kids, but this is the worst. the absolute worst ever:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1676
(warning, not kid safe)

:eek:

Okay the woman that comes in all towel-fu, thats a man right? Right?

[MEBuckner]

@Kid_A

Who doesn’t love hilarious eye trauma? :eek:

Don’t you mean "Who doesn’t love hilarious eye trauma? :smack: "

Now we just need a slightly more elaborate version of the :smack: -smiley tearing off its shirt.

[Gozu_Tashoya]

@El_Kabong

Cynthia Rothrock was acting?

Just wanted to add my appreciation to Apos for posting that cinematic gem. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna douse my head in hairspray, rip my shirt off, oil myself up and go kick some righteous ass.

Wear protective goggles.

[Loach]

@Miller

And if they’re shrapnel shells, then they wouldn’t send you flying when they detonate near you. They’d just poke lots of holes in you, and you’d drop like someone cut your strings. Although, not having seen the show myself, it’s still possible that they do all this in an unconvincing manner.

It is very unconvincing. Obviously low or unpaid extras. I still love the Sharpe series, mostly because of Sean Bean. It helps to have read the books first then you can fill in the blanks caused by the low budget of British TV. Who knew that Waterloo was fought by about 50 guys . The books are very accurate where it counts.

[Nanoda]

@Mahaloth

“We’ll keep an eye out for you.”

“Yeah…we’ll see ya!”

That clip makes me want to watch the whole movie. I wish MST3K was still around to do it.

I can’t imagine what you could add to that to make it sillier.

[Smeghead]

OK, OK. I put my foot in my mouth. I take back the part about the exploding cannonballs. But I stand by my general point that the scenes in general are really bad.

[Cartooniverse]

@MEBuckner

Not kid safe? Not kid safe??? You’re implying there’s some sentient being for whom that clip IS safe.

-Gagging- If it’s not too much trouble, could you find a punishment infinitely more violent and final than “Banning” ?? Say, Evisceration By Gang of Horrified Dopers?

:eek:

Cartooniverse

( of course, kidding about the banning. Not so much, the eviscerating. )

[SenorBeef]

@China Guy

ya know, I’m just wondering if this fight scene predates that really awful Schwarzennegger flick where is daughter gets kidnapped and at the end he fights mana a mana with a broken arm against his nemisis (who has a giant knife). I saw a lot of similarities between the two scenes although the Hollywood flick obviously cost more to make. The finish was more family friendly than the old “meathook in the eye and hoist him up” ending.

I’m just saying…

Let off some steam, Bennett!

You sir have no taste.

[minlokwat]

@Apos

Sorry kids, but this is the worst. the absolute worst ever:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=1676
(warning, not kid safe)

That one dude is Steve Carell, right?

I had no idea the guy was so multi-talented.

Pretty buff too.

[Scissorjack]

@SenorBeef

Let off some steam, Bennett!

Stick ya head out, John - I’ll blow it off. One shot, I’ll make it quick.

Bennett had the best dialogue:

I like hearing your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. It makes me laugh. If John were here, he’d laugh too.

[vivalostwages]

The Most Dangerous Game, made in the 1930s, has a laughably bad fistfight.

[Apos]

The movie is really worth checking out if only because it’s so unbelievably bad. IMBD lists some great continuity goofs such as:

When Dr. Simmons phones Greg to give him a possible address for their suspect she arranges to meet him there but doesn’t give him the address. Shortly afterwards they both turn up there.

The review there also notes that “Stingray”…

is originally from, and has since returned to, Akron, Ohio. He has opened multiple dojos that have failed and is now running one that is located behind a Subway. He trained the man who invented spinning. He has signs on the windows reminding you to take off your shoes and “No Drinks on the Mat”.

Undefeatable (1993) - IMDb

[Anaamika]

@Apos

The movie is really worth checking out if only because it’s so unbelievably bad. IMBD lists some great continuity goofs such as:

The review there also notes that “Stingray”…

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111552/

I think we all owe you big, Apos, darling. I would never have known about the existence of either that site - which gave me a good deal of entertainment - or that particular clip. Which made me laugh and laugh, i tell you.

Thanks!