hey, that’s the basis of the 4-toed Nebish, the “highest level” human evolution, as presented in The God Whale. [emm, i think that was the name of the book–it’s been quite a while since i read it {read: high school}, which accounts for the loss of the author’s name.]
/end hijack–everyone out on the tarmack, dancing and rejoicing /
next one who says “Fates a bitch” gets whacked with my measuring stick.
First of all, I agree with the fifth toe idea. I don’t need that stupid thing. To prevent toe-jam entirely, maybe we’ll evolve to have webbed feet. But about circumcision, to those who have it done to there children it’s more of a religious issue than health. Although personally I think the tradition loses value since the child has no memory of it.
Boris notes: “Fifth, some people consider the bulges that testicles create in the scrotum to be unsightly.”
Hadn’t heard that, however, even more unsightly is the scrotum without the bulges…I always feel sorry for short haired neutered dogs. ("Why don’t vets put marbles in?)
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