Citizen Trump (et al.)

She’ll be able to see Russia right at her very feet.

Hopefully she has more toes than Marge Greene.

I had to google that. In the photo I found, she appears to have fewer toes on her left foot; but they could just be buried in the sand. What struck me was how short and stubby her toes are. They’re too small for her feet.

But I can’t bring myself to make fun of her feet.

It just means that Trump’s tiny hands are the perfect size to massage MTG’s weird feet.

Marinate in that imagery for a while.

Hey, I’m snacking over here!

blech

Republicans consider this a point in a candidate’s favor.

Well. No wonder Individual 1’s construction company did such crappy jobs. They utilized child labor.

I could imagine that, on one occasion, Eric visited a building site with Dad and one of the workmen let him try cutting rebar.

And I could imagine that Eric has now inflated this into “working”.

Or he just made it up. That’s always a likely (likeliest?) possibility with this family

I could see him sitting in a little golden throne, commanding workers to cut rebar. (That they were already cutting anyway) This is the Trump family equivalent to “working”

You misspelled mob.

“I did all this bad stuff and now they won’t leave me alone! Please send money!”

Eric: “‘Rebar’, yeah, that is those empty whiskey kegs they take to be refilled.”

OMG! A Fox News host just said this out loud on air:

And more questions are being raised this morning. Did former President Trump try to sell or share the highly classified material to the Russians or to the Saudis or others?

But I enjoyed this bit of news the most:

Shawn then referenced reports from Russian state media that the materials might have been leaked to parties in Russia

Rats, ship, etc.

Trust nothing that comes from Russian state media. They will spin this for their own purposes. They could be lying to make us expect the criminal charges to be much worse than what eventually come out, and then that will make people think the actual charges to be a nothing burger, when what we do know already is very very serious.

At this point, this is just like the Soviets reporting on the lunar landing, but this time with more glee.

Well, not exactly nothing

I do believe that they think they can “reform” American democracy.

Allen Weisselberg, the former Trump Org CFO, has been sentenced to five months in jail, five years probation, ordered to pay back $1/9 million, and will testify before the DA investigating the Trump Org’s finances.

I believe they want to make sure no Russians want to emigrate to America. “Conditions here are so much better, and normal, and classic. No weird sexual deviants to spoil your family life. No hunger or poverty (ha ha). Don’t even think about wanting to move to America, you will so regret it.”

Gee, what a surprise. The company that hosts Individual 1’s Truth Social is complaining that he hasn’t paid his bill for their hosting him.