Civil Trial: Trump v E. Jean Carroll (Carroll wins, awarded $5 million, plus 83.3 million)

Part of me suspects Trump would like a few hours in a cell. Not too many, of course, but enough that he could yammer on about being arrested and persecuted.

Over in MAGA land there are many who really, truly believe this is political oppression.

It would be great if the only holding cell was also the drunk tank and photographers got pictures of him leaving the jail covered in dried vomit.

Absolutely. Imagine the merch sales plastered with a photo of Trump doing his tough guy look through some prison bars. They’d eat it up.

as wonderful as pokey time would be, i’m reckoning the judge will go with money. i would also like the judge to use a buzzer.

Yeah, I agree. But a boy can dream, can’t he?

Ooh! Yes! With an electric charge to Trump’s ass.

the plan for today (so far) is last witness for team carroll, then some video (trump deposition), and rest. team trump has one witness, trump, if he goes. then summations and over to the jury.

Forgive my ignorance … if Trump testifies, can he be cross-examined?

Yes, which is why he always says he is going to testify and then backs out. Then blames the court and the system for not letting him tell his side of the story.

team trump has called their first witness, carol martin. ms martin was the friend that ms carroll confided in after the attack.

Why would Trump’s team want to question her?

That’s what I’m wondering–but more specifically, what are the chances that they’re not going to try to relitigate the question of whether the assault happened, and thereby draw the judge’s wrath?

i believe team trump is trying to say she enjoyed the attention that has happened. and that she is capitalising on trump’s fame.

I saw a judge hold a guy in direct criminal contempt for saying “fuck you” to the bailiff.

5 months, 29 days.

Martin is done and they are breaking for lunch. Per CNN, the testimony seemed mostly to go over old ground and wasn’t really contentious. It’s still not clear if Trump will testify.

If Trump’s legal team is competent, they will have him locked in a bathroom stall somewhere.

As it happens, he will testify. According to Habba it will be very brief.

Feet in a bucket of concrete, head wrapped in duct tape, angry leopard leashed to handle of exit door.

But that’s where the stolen documents are hidden.

How does she know the length of redirect?