Here it is… “Posssible ONION Headlines (Warning: WTC Humor)” 
Thank you, Biggirl, thank you galen ubal.
Heee, fine writing there.
Ahem. While we have no objection to preserving classic posts for posterity, we call your attention to the fine print that appears at the bottom of each SDMB page:
In short, while you can send YOUR OWN post to another site for republication, please don’t send SOMEONE ELSE’s. You’re welcome to call attention to worthy posts using links, but the decision to republish is properly left to the author. Thanks for your cooperation.
Yeah! What Zotti said. Because I’m sick and tired of not giving the O.K. to republish my posts in the Classics.
Oh, wait. None have been.
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