Classic Posts

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Since the old days on AOL I’ve maintained the Teeming Millions Homepage. The site has many features, probably the most popular being the profiles and the page-o-flames.

There is a section which, similar to the POF, preserves great posts for posterity… but it is rather sparse and most of the things on it are fromthe AOL days. So I’m asking you to come up with some of your favorite posts and submit them for inclusion. Today I added WeirdDave’s Enormous Penis post, for example.

Classic Posts – read 'em here

also see:
Page O Flames
Band Name!
Wally Threads

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How about How to Kill Evil Nazi Groundhogs? (I didn’t know Scylla used to be Alsmith. Lean something new every day).

Also, May 5, 1945 - we shall remember.

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Just discussing this in the Drunk Poster thread. One of my all time favorites, monkey butlers:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864
P.S. The first post is a classic, but the second post is what cracks me up everytime.

P.P.S., do you want us to put it in this thread or nominate it at teeming millions?

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The funniest post I’ve ever seen and I can’t find it. I know it was posted just before the crash.

It was about having a vasectomy with no anestetic. Does anyone remember this one?

Honey

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Oh. That. I think it was TheLoadedDog, or one of the other Aussie fellas. I still squirm at that story.

Bruh.

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That was Turbo Dog, and he’s not Australian. He is, however, really that amusing. :smiley:

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I’ve done searches in the Pit for the Jerry Lewis/Jerry Lee Lewis (they’re not the same person?!? Goodness Greatness Great Balls of La-a-a-a-dy!) rant, which is making me giggle as I type this…that is definitely a keeper.

Please, please, somebody help me find this!

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Oh God, leafrog, that’s lno (who was LNO at the time) with the one of the funniest pit threads I’ve ever had the pleasure of spitting soda at my screen over. My Rage Burns Like A Million Suns-- or some such large number of suns.

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May the hampster gods forgive me for using search during peak time.

My Rage Burns Like The Fire of A Million Suns

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If ever a post needed immortalizing, it was skewbald’s “The cute pyjama pants-wearing girl.” Unfortunately, it was lost in the Great Crash of 2002. Fortunately, skewbald returned with the equally classic My Date with the Cute Pyjama Pants Wearing Girl. I think the entire board must be living vicariously through his posts.

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Got It!
Yes, it was lno

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Tanj dammit.

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Ah. It was the canine aspect, not the Aussie one, that caught me. Good call!

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My personal all time most favoritist post (and naturally, no link is provided) is the MPSIMS ode to the “Onion” after the WTC/ 9-11 ordeal. That, in itself, was better therapy than prozac.

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I think it was while discussing felching in one of Esprix’s Ask the Gay Guy threads that my all-time favorite exhange came up :

Quote: Is anything too sick for you people to discuss?

Andrew: Too sick, no. Too stupid, yes.

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Short posts can be added to the POF (just email them to me), one-liners can be added directly by you to the one liners page of the POF. The Classic Posts page is more for long posts.

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I second Terminus Est’s emotion because skewbald rocks my world.

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two words for you:
Englebert.
Humperdink.

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Oh god…after reading Weirddave’s above-named post, I now have tears streaming down my face with laughter–very inappropriate, as my coworkers are eyeing me with great curiousity (everyone’s kind of down today, as some folks just got downsized).

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I went to the Wally tribute site and saw the cybersex thing. The funniest thing I have ever seen. I wish I had one millionth of his sense of humor. I laugh just thinking about it.