Clay Aiken is gonna be a dad!

Just read this http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20203048,00.html

Wow. :slight_smile:

Why am I not shocked that it’s by artifical insemination.

…as opposed to parthenogenesis?

Is it just me, or is Gay Aiken surgically morphing into Siegfried and/or Roy?

You knew if he was going to ever get a woman pregnant, she’d have a man’s name…

And lissener? I actually think he’s becoming the very gay lovechild of James Spader and William Shatner…

I heard that in passing a little while ago and assumed it was a joke.

[shudder]

Shut up, all of you, and show some respect.

Next you’ll be trying to get your grubby little paws on Michael Jackson’s happy family and ruin it with your rampant specu…

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Mark my words; in 20 years he’ll look just like Bruce Jenner does today.

I say he’ll look like Joan Rivers. (Shown here, coincidentally, with La Aiken.)

So the kid is gonna have two mommies?

You know, every now and then something happens that convinces me that I’m quietly sliding between parallel universes. Universes with only very minor differences between them.

Like when you hear that some celebrity has died, and your first reaction is “Hey wait a minute, that guy died six years ago!”, or similarly, when you hear that they’re doing something and have that same reaction.

This is one of those moments. “Hey, that guy is gay! What Universe is this anyway?”

Well, it says she was artificially inseminated. Plenty of gay guys want to be fathers and that’s one way of going about it.

I misread the title as Clay Aiken is gonna be dead!

That’s unfortunate.

Besides, the mother’s name is Jaymes. I think Clay just got confused…

It gets creepier: The mother is the sister of music mogel David Foster and she is 50 years old..

That sentiment probably ran through Jack Black’s mind during the Tonight Show last evening.