This thread came about because I was on the main page, where the forum titles are on the left side and the most current thread in each forum is listed opposite on the right, and I saw the title of a thread shortened to fit as “Cleaning and sanitizing my wooden…”. Curiosity aroused, I moused over and the missing word turned out to be “…spoon”.
How boring.
What would you have hope/feared to find in such a mouseover? 
“…leg,” seems both obvious and important. Proper prosthetic hygiene is vital to long term health, after all.
I thought of wooden pussy.
Teeth. I’m sure it was a problem for George Washington.
Prose. It’s bad enough that it’s stiff and unevocative, but for it to also be filled with dirty words? Unacceptable.
are you a party pooper? :p:D
Not any fun, but I was hoping for “cutting board.” Because I was dealing with that very issue.
I think the advice is similar, so I’ll be ok… 
Nickel
I thought it would be:
Cleaning and sanitizing my wooden Dildo:eek:
How about a wooden Dick?
The link is not working for me and I really really want to see it. Is it Pinocchio?
The link says something about a wooden Richard Nixon.