The only clothing that really bugs me is stuff that makes noise. Flap flap flap zhwoo zhwoo zhwoo swish swish swish tinkle tinkle tinkle clop clop clop.
Men’s swimwear that is baggy and down around the knee.
Ugh. How can you stand all that wet material flapping around? Not to mention that it must weigh a ton. Plus, I bet your tan looks great. :rolleyes:
Hip Hop clothes
Purposely undersized suits such as worn by filmmaker Wes Anderson.
Unfortunately around here we’ve got (female) staff people who dress like the students - low-riders and short tops. UGH. I really, really don’t need to see the thongs, ass cracks, bellybuttons, or lower back tattoos of any of my co-workers, and yet I do on an almost daily basis. Real professional.
Tank tops? I don’t mind them so much, but I wonder why some women wear two of them?
I think everything listed in this thread can be seen on just about any Springer show. Along with women’s lacy tops that look like a slip.
AKA Ninja-socks.
Ninjas wear them, that makes them cool in my book.
Er - Toe Socks versus Ninja Socks
But they’re still very cool. 
Mine:
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Toe cleavage. Yeah, I know, some people consider it devastatingly sexy, but I think it looks stupid. If the front of your shoe isn’t big enough to cover your toes, get a bigger shoe.
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Saggyy pants. I think it looks ridiculous to see guys with the seats of their pants down around their knees. Though it is amusing watching them try to walk.
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I’ll agree about belly shirts with rolls. I’m not saying that large women shouldn’t wear them–just that I think it looks really unattractive.
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Speedo-style tight bathing suits on men. (I believe the term is “banana hammock.”)
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Women who wear their button-down shirts purposely too tight so it looks like their bosom is straining to bust (no pun intended) free of its moorings.
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“Shrugs”–is that what those ridiculous-looking things that look like half a sweater and tie up under the boobs are called? If so, add me to the list of people who think they’re ugly. Ponchos, too. The seventies are gone. Get over it and move on.
Then you, my dear, would skreek me out. Unless you were some sort of male model, or one of those people who look good in whatever you wear.
Again, there are some people who will look good in whatever they wear, but rarely does this ever look anything but stupid to me.
Why do some guys allow their butt cracks to show when they sit down? I was at an art opening and there was a guy sitting in front of me with a good 2" of his crack fully exposed because his jeans rode down when he sat. It was atrocious. Don’t you feel the breeze down there, dude? Ugh. It was gross.
Especially if it’s a larger bosomed gal trying to get away with spaghetti straps. I’m sorry, some of y’all were blessed in the bust department, the trade-off is not wearing spaghetti straps.
Also, really badlly fitting bras that dig into the back so the wearer has these horribly unattractive rolls above and below the bra band. And it’s no just bigger gals, I’ve seen the back flabbies on slim women as well. It looks horribly uncomfortable and simply ruins the lines of any outfit. Accept the fact that you’re no longer 16 and a 34B and get a proper bra.
And don’t even get me started on quadraboob…
Oooh, I just remembered another item that’s skreek-a-licious: Cheap-ass men’s acrylic sweaters that are invariably a frenetic pattern of black, gray, and brown. The kind of sweaters that you wash and dry and get those little balls on 'em.
We call them “marble bags.”
I parsed this wrong the first time through and was left trying to picture “half a sweater and tie” under someone’s boobs. Oops.
You need to keep a few nickles on hand for these circumstances… Just sit there looking innocent, then lean, plunk sit back, admire artwork. lean…aim…plunk!
See how many you can get in before he jumps up and dances 
I’ll add visible underwear of any kind to that, whether bra, thong, or other underwear. I really don’t want to know what color or type of underwear you are wearing.
I aree. As much as I hate strapless bras, I’ve never been able to do the visible-bra-straps look. My mother would appear out of nowhere and smack me upside the head.
It skreeks me out to see women underdressed for cold weather for the sake of fashion. I’ve done it for the sake of peace at family functions, and it sucks.
Hah. Not a model by any stretch of the imagination and I look utterly ridiculous in everything I wear. Actually, thinking about it, I’d probably skreek you out no matter what I wore.
The pants below the butt is the silliest thing I have ever seen. I’d like to see any of those guys that think they are ‘tough’ change a tire, or a light bulb for that matter.
What’s funny is watching try to walk. They have to crab-walk to keep the pants up. It looks like they dropped a load in them.
I’ve seen it. The outfit which encompasses almost all the elements I most loathe:
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[li]Capri Pants[/li][li]With pleats[/li][li]Not exactly highwaisted but almost - with the top tucked in[/li][/ol]
She couldn’t have dressed to make herself look worse if she’d been auditioning for What Not To Wear