C'mon Mods, give us some meat to chew on here!

[Boyo_Jim]

@donkeyoatey

Wouldn’t they all be grey?

I think there are 5 colors on the threat charts, so we would need 5 shades of grey.

[Asimovian]

@John_Mace

That is a well-known dog whistle for “had sex with a black man”.

Well, this just got really awkward…

[Amateur_Barbarian]

@boyo jim

i think there are 5 colors on the threat charts, so we would need 5 shades of grey.

mist
dove
storm
slate
charcoal

…which the effing software changed to lowercase for me, while still being unable to flag a zombie thread or a mod in Mod Mode. Today’s threat level is STORM.

[Boyo_Jim]

I would find this announcement amusing: “The terrorist threat level today is dove grey.”

[donkeyoatey]

(Is that a real threat…I mean
Is that a Mexican threat or is that a Sears threat?
Hmmm… no foolin…)

[Duckster]

**

C’mon Mods, give us some meat to chew on here!

Boyo Jim**, the USDA just came out with a new guideline, declaring Chobani Greek Yogurt as protein (meat) alternative in public schools beginning this fall term.

C’mon Mods, give us some yogurt to slurp on here!

[lieu]

I’m all for a new forum titled NSFW, Make You Want to Bitchslap Your Granny! but that holds everyone to, you know, a pretty high standard.

[Leo_Bloom]

@Duckster

Boyo Jim, the USDA just came out with a new guideline, declaring Chobani Greek Yogurt as protein (meat) alternative in public schools beginning this fall term…

Cite?

[Tangent]

@CheshireKat

Or how about a vote as to who thinks Idle Thoughts is a girl?

Wait–she’s not?

[Duckster]

@Leo_Bloom

Cite?

http://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2015/06/29/chobani-selected-as-greek-yogurt-provider-for-school-lunches

[Boyo_Jim]

Now that yogurt is meat, we’re fucked!

[Maus_Magill]

@engineer_comp_geek

I don’t think that’s the real Douglas Neidermayer. He didn’t use the words “worthless” and “weak” anywhere in that post.

Or maybe he’s just getting soft in his old age.

He hasn’t been the same since President Blutarsky get elected.

[Corner_Case]

@Boyo_Jim

Now that yogurt is meat, we’re fucked!

You use yogurt your way, I’ll use it mine - let’s just leave it at that.

[samclem]

@engineer_comp_geek

I don’t think that’s the real Douglas Neidermayer. He didn’t use the words “worthless” and “weak” anywhere in that post.

Or maybe he’s just getting soft in his old age.

@Maus_Magill

He hasn’t been the same since President Blutarsky get elected.

Actually, he was DEAD since his own troops fragged him in Viet Nam. I doubt he lived to see President Blutarsky.

[dropzone]

@Boyo_Jim

I would find this announcement amusing: “The terrorist threat level today is dove grey.”

The Confederates are coming?!?!? :eek:

[FXMastermind]

@Duckster

Boyo Jim, the USDA just came out with a new guideline, declaring Chobani Greek Yogurt as protein (meat) alternative in public schools beginning this fall term.

It’s about damn time.

[Tangent]

@Duckster

Boyo Jim, the USDA just came out with a new guideline, declaring Chobani Greek Yogurt as protein (meat) alternative in public schools beginning this fall term.**

Was that part of the bailout package?

[FXMastermind]

@Boyo_Jim

I suppose in a general sense this might be considered a complaint against the boards mods, but in reality it’s more an expression of boredom over this forum. Jebus, what a pile of BORING threads!r

That’s the way the Mods like things. Slow, boring and little to deal with.

[Little_Nemo]

@Corner_Case

You use yogurt your way, I’ll use it mine - let’s just leave it at that.

I’ve been working my way through a book called 101 Things to Do with Yogurt.

Number One was “Eat it.” but after that, things started getting weird.