I suppose in a general sense this might be considered a complaint against the boards mods, but in reality it’s more an expression of boredom over this forum. Jebus, what a pile of BORING threads!
So, ask us some heavy duty policy questions! Make some draconian new rules we can bitch about. Present a new board format that we can shout down! Have us vote for something.
Submitted, Respectfully, Douglas C Neidemayer
We could petition for all Thread Game threads to be bracketed as [NOT SPORTS RELATED].
Or how about a vote as to who thinks Idle Thoughts is a girl? 
So, you’re asking that the mods engage in some jiggery-pokery?
I’m not suggesting we do this in a higglety pigglety manner!
Maybe some Wakka Wakka Wakka?
Well, people here are having their fun with me over that No Friends thread – this OP included. Ain’t that good enough?
Nah, you’re a flash in the pan, but I’ll still be your friend if you want. 
C’mon Mods, give us some meat to chew on here!
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I’m not participating in this thread.
What we need are some new crackpots. My fall-back is to ask Cecil to rerun the Armenian Genocide column, but something about 9/11 will do.
Maybe you guys could color code threads a la Homeland Security. People would complain about why this or that thread was given this or that color. Not sure what the rating system would be though.
Wouldn’t they all be grey?
You forgot, “Sergeant at Arms.” Also, the R in “Neidermayer.”
Other than that, I’m also not finding a lot to chew on here lately. What’s happened?
I don’t think that’s the real Douglas Neidermayer. He didn’t use the words “worthless” and “weak” anywhere in that post.
Or maybe he’s just getting soft in his old age.
Yikes!
We’ve got them. A whole host of virgin males have shown up here recently to complain and cavil about their sad fates.
They want you to think all the bad stuff happened on 9/11. 9/12 was the real disaster, but it was out of sight of the public.
A sock? Ban him!
That is a well-known dog whistle for “had sex with a black man”.
Nah, but it comes damned close to ending in -gry.
We all know that the real Douglas Niedemayer was fragged by his own troops in Vietnam. In honoring him, I can only hope to be worthy of a fragging by the troops.