Cockroach-Driven Mech. With pictures

We always knew roaches would inherit the Earth. We didn’t know they’d be scurrying down the freeways in their own vehicles.

His heart’s in the right place, after all: Within a hard, flexible carapace attached to a velcro harness.

This is good to know:

(I actually knew this, but it’s always good to raise awareness about the plight of decapitated cockroaches.

Especially if they could be driving large vehicles.)

And finally, a note about how we might kill the hissing menace:

Now all we need is to hook up missile systems and lasers.