Code Vladimir and bioweapons

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Wheeeeee, doggie!

So I bought this C96 broomhandle Mauser. The guy doesn’t take PayPal, and I hadn’t heard back from him in reply to the email I sent. Better call him.

Older guy living in Floridarrrrrr with a New York accent. Suddenly he started talking about how the Soviets (or whoever) planted nukes in the U.S. Then he mentioned Code Vladimir. Code Vladimir is apparently a super-flu virus developed by the Soviets in the '60s. The plan was to kill off half the U.S. population and then (‘out of the goodness of their Russian hearts’) suddenly develop a cure, which they would give to us. Of course the government found out, and created the HIV.

Not sure how the nukes fit in.

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It’s probably for the best that you are reducing his stockpile of weapons.

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Oh jezzus! He said “C0de V…” on the phone? Echelon triggers on keywords like that! And now you’re on the list because you typed it

(was it “Echelon” everyone was freaking out about in the late 90’s? I thought it had a name like Raptor or Predator or something)

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The first rule of Code Valdimir is - you do not talk about Code Vladimir.

Oh shoot, now I’ve done it!

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It’s now in the temp files of everyone who’s opened this thread.

We’re all doomed …