I would have welcomed one, certainly.
Worst fuckin’ haiku I’ve read in weeks (idea for another thread?). Keep it up pipper, you’re going to fit right in.
Another idea for a shite/short thread - guess which Steve Wright Steve Wright is. The Americans will all say “I thought it was Steven”, the Brits will all say “is it that afternoon, TotP2 guy, y’know, the one who Mel Brooks accused of having a Jewish nose?” and you’ll say “no - it’s me!” All done ‘n’ dusted in about five posts, no fatalities.
I’m a Mom.
I chat.
Two outta three ain’t bad… But if I was a Fairy, I’d be like Carol Kane in Scrooged.
Oh, chill out, it’s just a harmless little joke. Besides, if you’re so concerned about our bandwidth why do you compound the problem by replying?
What?
(slapping self on wrist :D)
I am not really an elf.
There are not so many of us elves that we need numerical designators.
We do not control U.S. economic policy.
Please go back to sleep.
Yes I do turn around 3 times before lying down in bed…and yes I do lick myself, because I can.
I am not really a 13th-century composer. I am, in fact, Spartacus.
I have no problem with the other mods names, just Coldfire because it is dangerous. I don’t think any of us wants to see kids burn themselves.
I am not a sled.
Alright, enough. BZ0000, this thread is locked. And I’m warning you: you’re walking pretty close to the line, my friend.
Kids burning themselves because of a message board username. Sure.
No more trolling, or your posting privileges will be revoked.
The rest of you, thanks for the laughs.