Prompted by his little whine in this mess.
A couple of months ago I posted a light little thread in MPSIMS about a blueberry pie my Mom baked for her precious little middle-aged boy.
There will be no link, because if you think I’m going to search “pie” on this board you are insane.
The Evil Nazi Dike Plugging Windmill Dodging Clog Dancing Moderator Coldfire promptly hijacked it into another tiresome “Weeble and Bob” thread.
Jerk.
Excuse my gross, disgusting, ignorance, but what is a “weeble and bob” thread?
I think the “Weeble and Bob” is a euphemism for a certain act.
You know the stuff they do in Amsterdam, after all.
Blueberry, Flathead, Blueberry 
I will promptly now derail this thread by calling Ino by the wrong username, thus shortcircuiting Coldie’s January Pit thread and making him feel empty inside.
Damn you, Reeder.
“Flathead,” Squink? Eh, you’re right. I have no excuse.
And I can’t properly spell “Weebl” either.
That’s it, you’re going down. Berserker rage commencing in five, four, three …
…ooh, something shiny.
Not only that, but it turns out that fire is hot. Quite hot actually. My hands are all burnt and crispy from my experiments, but I can now conclude that Coldfire is misnamed. And he’s a big smelly jerk.
You can’t search for pie on this board anyhow. It’s only 3 letters. I know, 'cause I’ve tried. 
Try “bring pie”
That should do it.
The search engine limits words searched for to 4 letters or more. Ergo, no “pie” searches.
I’d like to argue against the characterization of Coldfire as “big” in the thread title. In my mind, he clearly is a small, frail old man that wears ginormous* chaps and rides a harley.
[sub]ginormous: (adj.) the unholy matrimony of the words “gigantic” and “enormous”.[/sub]
A HARLEY??
You got a death wish, son?
“Ginormous” is not nearly as good a word as “gihugic”.
Coldfire is gihugic. I know. I’ve stood next to him.
With that tiny frame, I would imagine that you’re the one with the death wish, riding that big ole hog.
Is this thread supposed to be funny? Because otherwise, it’s completely pointless.
Oh wait, it STILL is.
Hey Coldie, this adds to your Pit thread count!
Now quit pissing people off on purpose just to try and catch up to manhattan!
man, that Coldfire chap, I always figured him for a good boy.