Yeah, Merc, WTF are you thinking?
Anyway, if I eat a bunch of junk food by the fire, and I get fat, you won’t love me anymore.
I’m sure we can find somewhere to get thrashed.
[james brown]
Gonna get in the hot tub!
Gonna make me wet-ah!
Gonna get in the wat-ah!
Gonna make me sweat-ah!!!
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
[/james brown]
Yes??? Oh, you weren’t talking to me. Never mind.
Jim
Okay, I am a flake…I still need a roommate or two. Anyone else in the same boat, please email me, my addy is in my profile.
Hey, if we are gonna party in a hot tub, I just have one thing to say. PEE IN THE WATER AND YOU’RE DEAD! 
How many people will be there Friday night?
Maybe I should explain the pee thing.
I have this obsessive fear that people pee in my hot tub. It is so bad that I actually drain the thing after every use (unless it has just been me). EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW
Seriously, I can tell just by the look on your face if you are taking a pee, so just beware that I may have to drowned someone if I catch them.
How else are we going to get the pretty yellow color in there?
Aaaahhhhh…
[Chat Moment]
What about jizz?
[/Chat Moment]
There will be NO jizzing in my room, thank you.
[sub]unless it’s me doing the jizzing. I hope they have those pay-per-view movies, or it’ll be a long weekend.[/sub]
Watch out for the floaters, they get caught up in the arm hair and they are HELL to get out.
At least that’s what my friend told me.
I was just going to say the same thing!
The floaters DO get stuck on you just like Elmer’s glue!!! Hurts like hell to scrape off.
. . . . or so I am told.
Count me in as a gonna-be-there!
This has GOT to be the longest pre-party thread EVER.
Is anyone keeping track of the guests? Just how many will there be? (I’m still just a definite maybe.)
Here I am FINALLY moving back to Europe, to GERMANY of all places, thinking I can go pay S. Norman a visit and maybe FINALLY get to meet Coldie, and here I see theyre coming to friggin’ CALIFORNIA!!! Why couldnt yawl do it while I was still here? pout
still a busty redhead
Wow…this is starting to look kinkier and kinkier. I may have to come just for the photo ops.
stoid
Strainger I emailed you about how I go about getting you yur Ramada points.
So this is mostly just a bump.
I swear I’m looking into airfare, really.
Kyla, if you don’t mind, I’ll room with you again (you won’t mind the snoring, since you go to sleep at, what, 9? 
)
Good point. Strainger, I’ll be needing to talk to you about giving you the points as well.
I am a maybe at this point if anyone’s keeping track of the attendees.
Strainger I just called and made my reservation and talked to what must have been JDT’s brother.
I told him that I was with your party and he said you didn’t have a reservation for the 20th (the day I’m coming in). I told him you were probably checking in the 19th.
He found you in the computer for the 19th but said that he didn’t know how long you were staying as it didn’t say on the reservation. You may want to call and confirm if you are staying more than one night.
It was realy hard to understand what was going on because he was helping someone else (standing there, evidently) at the same time. I just realized that he never even quoted me a price.
“One bed or two?” WTF, what hotel prices rooms like that? Jesus. Are you guys absolutely sure that no one wants to stay at the Portofino?
I need a drink.