college basketball rant (wicked lame and profanity laden)

The BBQ Pit
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WHAT THE FUCK, Ducks. Can you please make SOME of those fucking free throws (I mean, they’re called FREE throws, they LET you take a shot wide open) Washington’s foul-happy players gave you? Make ONE of the thirty or so you missed and you WIN THE FUCKING GAME against the number 11 team AND the fact that it’s the god damn HUSKIES would’ve made it THAT. MUCH. SWEETER. And what the fuck was that in overtime? Can you please play just a little and not go down ten when you’ve been up almost the entire game?

Oh and Pac-10 refs… I have seen so many games called terribly but this was the worst on both sides of the ball. Your calls were bullshit and your non-calls were bullshit. You missed all the legitimate fouls and you called fouls that weren’t there.

That was mildly cathartic.

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I expected this thread to be about Raymond Felton and his WTF DRIBBLE moment.

So I’ll hijack.

You had a time-out, you silly little boy! 8 seconds on the clock! Or – here’s a wild idea – DON’T PICK UP THE FUCKING DRIBBLE!

Dude, if Dean were still around this never would have happened. But you know what? We get you on our court in less than a month, Puke, and we’re going to KICK YOUR ASS FROM HERE BACK TO PISSANT SQUARE WHERE YOU BELONG.

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They should have done that Wednesday, but they broke down mentally, just like the majority of last year’s season. If they could keep their head in the game, they’d be unstoppable.

And in that game the ref’s did suck oh-so-mightily, blowing calls both ways.