Come on, Geocities, you pikers!

Get your damn site back up! My fiction is there and I haven’t even had a chance to look at it yet! Don’t tell me you won’t get it back up until Monday! I wanna see it NOW! And I don’t want people to go to the site, think it’s dead, and never go back! Get your shit together!

I’m serious, Geocities. Don’t make me come after you.

You get what you pay for…

Sometimes. If you’re lucky…