Come on Paul McCartney!

Oh Paul. In an interview in GQ out this week, Paul reminisces about a time as teenagers, when he and John masturbated together with a group of other boys in John’s home.

Usually, I love to hear stories of the early Beatles, but this one’s a bit too whacky for me.

Gives new meaning to the band’s name.

I never realized “Come Together” was a nostalgic trip down memory lane.

Ewwww… “over me”.

Maybe they were having a contest.

I was going to write something about commas and how I misread the thread title, but, oh well.

Paul & John engaged in an activity that adolescent boys have been engaging in since forever? Is this news?

John Lennon wrote a scene for the musical “Oh, Calcutta” based on this scenario, so it’s hardly a new topic.

You couldn’t just ejaculate a pun like the rest of us?

Shoot [del]on[/del] me.

I thought they were supposed to Hide Their Love Away, not spew it about all Helter Skelter. I wonder if anyone shouted “Get Back!” to warn their mate of incoming goo.

I don’t know why you would say that.

It’s been claimed on this board that circle-jerks were an UL, and one poster who claimed personal experience otherwise was accused of lying about it.

From another thread:

The more I hear from Paul, the more this makes sense. And I’m going to imagine that’s what’s happening here.

When love walks in the room
Everybody stand up
Oh it’s good, good, good
Like Brigitte Bardot!

–C. Hynde

I’ve always said John Lennon was a wanker.

But George was Master of his Domain.

Thread winner:

“Beat The Meatles”

Half a surprise poster.

The other half.

Paul is dead. How would this imposter know?

As Mick Jagger sang, “You make a dead man come.”

LOL, I’ve been in both John Lennon’s and Paul McCartney’s childhood homes. Let’s just say there wasn’t a lot of room to take care of business in either of those houses.