This is the song that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends,
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because,
This is the song that never ends…
[sub]stupid preschoolers[/sub]
That was funny. It made me laugh.
Laugh… I thought I’d die.
Die…? I did die. They buried me in sand.
Sand…? It tickles.
Laugh… I thought I’d die.
Die…? I did die. They buried me in sand.
Sand…?
And on and on and on…
Enjoy. 
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,
Everybody’s nerves,
Everybody’s nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,
And this is how it goes…
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,
Everybody’s nerves,
Everybody’s nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,
And this is how it goes…
Here’s the mail
it never fails
It makes me wanna wag my tail
When it comes I wanna wail
MMMMAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
(My two year old is on a Blue’s Clues kick right now…[sub]grumble.[/sub])
(sung to the tune of My Darling Clementine)
Found a peanut
found a peanut
found a peanut last night
last night
found a peanut
found a peanut last night
It was rotton…etc… (to save a little bandwidth)
Ate it anyway…
Got a tummyache…
Called the doctor…
Penecillin…
Operation…
Died anyway…
Went to Heaven…
Wouldn’t take me…
Went the other way…
Didn’t want me…
I woke up…
It was a dream…
Found a peanut…ad infinitum
No, no.
Went to Heaven…
Couldn’t get in…
Went to the other place…
Shoveling coal…
Found a peanut…ad infinitum
Flows better. On the other hand, how do you die if you are already in Hell?
(To the tune of “For he’s a jolly good fellow”)
The bear went over the mountain,
the bear went over the mountain,
the bear went over the mountain,
to see what he could see.
And what d’yo think he saw?
And what d’yo think he saw?
He saw the other mountain,
he saw the other mountain,
he saw the other mountain,
and what d’you think he did?
He climbed the other mountain,
He climbed the other mountain,
He climbed the other mountain,
and what d’you think he saw?
…and so on.
On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed…
Somebody help me with the rest, I’m hopelessly grown up…