Do I know how to create a poll?
Regards,
Shodan
Apparently not. Neither do I, never tried it.
Magic 8-Ball says: All signs point to “No.”
Tricky question. Do I have the answer?
Actually it’s simplicity itself. Experiment with it in Preview.
That’s odd.
Regards,
Shodan
Apparently you guys answered between the time when I submitted the thread, and when I added the poll.
Or something. Is that how it is supposed to work?
Regards,
Shodan
Oh hey, there it is.
If I have pissed in your corn flakes, you could just say so.
You haven’t pissed in my cornflakes - I was just fooling around with the poll feature. My apologies if you were offended.
Regards,
Shodan
I was 78% sure that you were joshing with me. As I’m fairly certain that you voted for Bob Dole in '96, I will trust in your integrity and say We’re cool, dude.. But you’ll have to send me some cheesecake of Lucille Bremer to make up for it. 
Polls are deceptively difficult - mostly because the instructions suck major ass.
You’re missing a fifth choice – “None of the above”. No poll is complete without that one.
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Fool of a Took! Even after you add that fourth option, there are still more options.
The usual feckless threats.
Stop being smarter than me, thou foul dwimmerlaik!
Option #4: The Welshmen take him down before he levels up to Lore-Master.
I thought about making some wisecrack about how neither the Welsh nor any Welshman shall ever defeat me, but I figure if I do Tuba or one of the other adults will adjudge the thread as having descended into pointless weisenheimericity and that would make me sad. Besides, I have forgiven the people of Wales their many sins on account of them having produced not merely Catherine Zeta-Jones but also Aimée Ann Duffy, second-greatest songstress of our age, and thus I have transferred my irrational hatred to another race.
Yes, in fact there is a sometimes-disorienting lag between when you write the OP, which is then posted, and when you complete the poll.