Come up with an inappropriate song for an event

Cafe Society
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I think quite a few nonagenarians would be delighted by this, actually :smiley:

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I heard about a groom who suggested “Suicide is Painless” (the M.A.S.H* theme song) for their wedding song.

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Freudian slip?

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You mean “Suicide is Painless”? No, just a not-so-funny joke.

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Playing Taps as a suburban dude takes down and furls his Cadet Bonespurs flag.

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Klinger’s.

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I hate those Klingy slips.

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Try Woolite

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Today at the Capitol: Somebody Open The Door - Paul McCartney

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Bad choice for a Daddy / Daughter dance:

Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon

Worse choice:

Crash Into Me

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I can think of a Talking Heads song …

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Also a terrible choice:

My Sharona
Don’t Stand So Close To Me

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Also a terrible choice:

My Sharona
Don’t Stand So Close To Me

More bad choices:

Anything by John Philip Sousa

Ballad of the Green Berets

The KKK Took My Baby Away

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“$ 1000 Wedding”, well, for a wedding. The saddest song ever…

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Or drink alone, as George Thorogood put it.

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Posting this ad before someone else does.

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I always thought “Me and Mrs Jones” was about heroin.

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^ No, he has a Mrs. Jones jones.