A pill for premature ejaculation!
http://www.boston.com/news/science/articles/2005/05/08/after_viagra_tackling_another_sexual_taboo/
Gee, thanks honey. No pressure or anything.
Nice title.
If the drug companies were wise, they’d aim their marketing towards women. Five-minute Phil and Two-minute Tony aren’t as concerned since, hey, they got their rocks off.
Are you kidding? I don’t know much about straight-people sex except that it’s apparently how babies are made. But I’ve been privy to enough male conversation to know that they want their partners to get off. Mostly because the woman’s orgasm is something of a trophy to them. A lot of guys probably don’t care at a spiritual level, but part of being a real man nowadays is being able to get a woman off.
Given that a good number of women won’t come during intercourse no matter how long the guy pounds away, maybe they need to develop a pill that motivates guys to go down on their partners for a nice long period of time.
I would happily fund that research … if I had any money. Think they’d take a grant of laundry quarters? 
Maybe they could derive it from my stem cells or something, because not to toot my own horn or anything, but I don’t need a pill for that particular problem. 
heh heh… “expanding research”…
Will we be surprised when the research comes to an abrubt end?
So, we’ve got five minute Phil, two minute Tony; how about three pump chump or Too-Soon Terry?
Actually, I’ll bet many women would be happy with a five minute Phil if he’s giving 5 minutes (or more) of oral, too.
Forget those guys, the real guys you wimminfolk have to worry about are One Minute Oliver and the Minutemen. Which, incidentally, is a great name for a band.
And I believe I’ve dated all of them. sigh
You know, I thought Viagra kept on working even after he finished. Wouldn’t that relieve the problem of early bird specials to a large extent? I mean, he could lay back if he was tired and let her go at it for a while until he was rested again.
My mom always mixes viagra into my dad’s sedatives. It keeps him from rolling over in his sleep.
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A comic I think appropriate to this discussion . . .
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It’s okay, Excalibre, we love you anyway.
Groucho Marx had this problem and one of his friends recommended a cream to correct the problem. The next time he saw Groucho, he asked him how the cream worked. “I came putting it on.” replied Groucho.