The commercial that starts out with a guy at a pool party bragging to his mates, “I am never getting married!”
Cut to him choosing an engagement ring and then to a scene on a plane saying to his new wife, “We are NEVER having kids.”
Cut to he, his wife and new child sitting in their city apartment with a view, saying, “We are never moving to the burbs!”
Cut to him outside their suburban house washing his classic camaro, saying, “I am never getting one of those!”
Cut to him washing the new minivan in the very same driveway sans cool old classic car, saying, “We are never having another kid.” To which his harried wife responds “I’m pregnant”.
Cut to the idyllic image of the now four of them snuggling on the couch and he says, “I am NEVER letting go.”
What do you think in your head is going to happen next when the exact opposite of everything he said would NEVER happen, HAPPENED?
(Hint: He’s going to LET GO. Cut to a scene of him with some young bimbo in Cozumel while the family goes through divorce.)