A few years ago, I bought a product called PerfectDisk (disk defragmentation software) from a company called Raxco. After entering my credit card information, they sent me an email with a link to download it. I installed the software, used it a few times, and was generally happy with it. Then I had to reformat my computer at some point, and forgot to reinstall it.
Then, some time later, I decided I needed to use it again, so I went back to that email and clicked the download link. I got a message that said something like this:
I was somewhat stunned. “Is this a fucking joke?”, I thought. I looked around elsewhere on their website for confirmation of this absurb policy, thinking that I was just misunderstanding the message. Nope. Everything on their website says the same thing.
I called up their customer service line, and basically said “Are you fucking kidding me?” And they basically said “No, we’re not. Our policy is clearly stated on the website at the time of purchase. You’ll have to buy another copy.” I offered to pay the eight bucks for their Software Assurance shit, and they said no, you have to buy it at the same as the software.
Unbelievable. When you pay them fifty bucks for their software, you can download it for only thirty days, unless you fork over more cash for their bullshit “Software Assurance”. If not, and you lose the downloaded installer file, you lose. They will flat-out not let you download it again without paying another fifty bucks.
Now, I might be okay with this, if the installer was several gigabytes in size. But it’s not - it’s just a few megs. And not only that, they offer a fucking FREE TRIAL DOWNLOAD on their website! That’s right - any dipshit can wander in from Google and download whatever the fuck they want, without paying a cent - but their own fucking CUSTOMERS can’t download software they ALREADY PAID FOR!
I sent a nasty email to their support address, and (surprisingly) got a call back from someone fairly high up, the VP of Sales or something. The best part of the conversation was this line from her: “Well, I wouldn’t call it ‘money-grubbing’, exactly…”
I can’t believe they stay in business with such an absurd, customer-hostile policy. I have encountered several companies with similar policies, but none quite so bad as this one. How’s this for “Software Assurance”, you sleezeballs: I assure you I will never buy any of your piece-of-shit software again!