Competition: what is the weirdest item you can find on eBay right now

What is the weirdest or most unusual item you can find for sale on eBay right now?

To qualify…

-Must have been on sale at the time of this post, or put up for sale after the time of this post (i.e. no links to some weird thing that was for sale two months ago).

-Must not be a violation of eBay listing policies - for convenience (as well as SDMB-safety), because it will be no fun if your entry becomes a dead link in short order.

-Any country of origin is just fine

So what’s the weirdest listing you can find on eBay right now?

More rules:

-You can post as many entries as you like

-Extra merit if the item has bids.

Best I can find right now is:
Dead Wasp (Ipod shop window model - sold for burial)

Boy, you just never can tell where old J.C. is gonna show up next.

So you expect me to bid on a dead wasp, sight unseen? What kind of sucker do you think I am?

How about this one?

An antique embalming machine! Embalm loved ones in their own beds! Make sure they’re good and dead first!

I’ve always wanted my own ceremonial monkey skull

A piece of seaweed .
Apparently, the bidding is up to $1009.00. :eek:

And the seaweed auction comes with music!

Maybe there should be a special catagory for items not found under the “Everything Else” section of Ebay, especialy as searching that section isn’t very work friendly.

I love this line from ebay…“Please note: I did not urinate the image of our savior.”

Also, “I’m going to be a soccer mom!”

Haunted Ring, Powerful Mermaid, Leads You to Treasure

From the listing: “Mer-folk are immortal, unless killed”

I seem to have the same problem.

I accept all of your surrenders- NOTHING is weirder than this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/BURGER-KING-BK-MASK-BE-THE-KING-FOR-HALLOWEEN-FREAKY_W0QQitemZ220032287849QQihZ012QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

A daddy long-legs (known stateside as a Crane Fly). The Q&A section is very funny.

How about

“This Auction Includes
a Complimentary Bottle of Our Popular
Psychic Development Oil”

They still have liquid LSD, eh?

A daddy longlegs is related to spiders. A crane fly is related to mosquitoes.

“six legs (detachable)” snicker
Here’s a collection of over 100 mink bones including 7 skulls, 14 jawbones and 65+ other bones. Seller suggests you could make up your own skull and crossbones, just in case you have a hankering to plunder and pillage small fur-bearing mammals, I guess.

Hey, you can get Chick tracts on eBay. In six-packs at that! All for a minimum bid of 99 cents plus postage (up to $4.85, in my area.) Hey, if you live in an area like mine, it could take you years to find one at a bus stop or in a phone booth. By then, your soul could irretrievably belong to Satan. Don’t take that risk. Order today!

The mink link stinks. Try this instead.