Complete the sentence (a game)

Ok here’s my first attempt at a game.

I’ll start a sentence and leave it hanging.
The next poster will finish the sentence and then start a new one and leave it hanging.

One rule, make the sentence you start contextual to the one you finished.
example

first poster: I have a really big…

second poster: …refrigerator. It contains milk, eggs and…

(ok I know those examples are lame.)

Here goes.

I really like it when…

…more people respond to my game threads. In fact, the only thing I like better is when me and my sis go out to the tool shed and…

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…fire up the old lawnmower. One day, she said to me…

…bro, if we hook this sucker up to the garbage disposal, we could crunch anything. So, naturally…

We had to break into the neighbors house, we don’t have a disposal in our trailor.
Just as we rigged it up…

…we tried. And blew a hole in the kitchen wall. But that’s not all we blew that day…

…we also blew soap bubbles. Let me tell you, it’s not…

…easy to find an old man named “Soap Bubbles”. The only thing harder was my…

… granola bar, which was caked with a whitish fluid resembling…

…another, earlier post involving the Penthouse forum. Of course, this was before I…

…hit puberty. After that I was able to…

… go back to the Penthouse Forum thread that Arken mentioned and get back to the cucumbers and the Crisco on/at hand…

not to mention revisiting the TMI thread (hel-LO Spoofe and oldscratch!). And of course THAT reminded me about this one time, at band camp, when . . .

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