Fill in the blanks

Post a sentence with 2-5 blanks, formatted as 3 dashes, —, or 3 underscores, ___. Next player fills in the blanks , then posts his own sentence. Use as many words as you like for each blank.

The problem with ___ is the way they ___.

The problem with old Barbra Streisand movies is The Way They Were.

Hello! My name is _____! You killed my _____! Prepare to ____!

Hello! My name is Seth Rogan! You killed my buzz! Prepare to endure my whining!

Me ______, you _____.

Me am goings to the stores, you wanting anythings?

Why did I even ___ this morning? Haven’t even had my ___ and already it’s ___.

Why did I even hurl this morning? Haven’t even had my shot of whiskey and it’s already 6 a.m.
Look, it’s a genuine _____! Wait until I tell _____. There may even be a ____ in it for me!

Look, it’s a genuine Hiroshige! Wait until I tell the museum. There may even be a subfootnote on a plaque in it for me!
I say, I say, why did the _____ cross the ______?

I say, I say, why did the rooster cross the chicken?

That’s a question only a ___ ___ can answer.

That’s a question only a poultry psychologist can answer.

If it hadn’t been for ___, I never could have ___.

If it hadn’t been for Danskins dance slippers, I never could have danced all night, danced all night, and still have begged for more.
And now the purple dusk of _____ steals upon the meadows of my _____

And now the purple dusk of lassitude steals upon the meadows of my ambition gone to seed.

The most ___ thing about what ___ said was ___.

The most stupid thing about what Trump said was everything.

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a ___ out of my ___.

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a sequel out of my VCR.

The bloody ___________ broke down on the way to ____________.

The bloody hearse broke down on the way to the master’s crypt.

Even a man who is pure of ____ and says his prayers by night can become a ____ when the _____ blooms and the autumn moon is bright.

Even a man who is pure of blood and says his prayers by night can become a lycanthrope when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.

You might call me ___ but at least I never ___ … at least, ___.

You might call me Al, but at least I never split from Art Garfunkel … at least, not in this lifetime.

These are the times that try men’s ______.

These are the times that try men’s patience, particularly given the current occupants at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

If I give you _____ you must promise me that ____ will never______.

If I give you a second chance you must promise me that you will never need a third.

When I awoke, I was ___ to find that ___ despite ___.

When I awoke, I was surprised to find that it was so cold outside despite global warming.

Yesterday I ate some ________ together with some ______ and they were ___________.

Yesterday I ate some habañero salsa together with some tortilla chips and they were scrump-dilly-ishus!

If it weren’t for ___, there would be no ___; and that ___.

If it weren’t for Cecil Adams, there would be no SDMB; and that would mean I would have fewer friends.
I was working in the _____ late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight: the ______ from the slab began to arise, and suddenly, to my surprise, __________.