Post a sentence with 2-5 blanks, formatted as 3 dashes, —, or 3 underscores, ___. Next player fills in the blanks , then posts his own sentence. Use as many words as you like for each blank.
The problem with ___ is the way they ___.
Post a sentence with 2-5 blanks, formatted as 3 dashes, —, or 3 underscores, ___. Next player fills in the blanks , then posts his own sentence. Use as many words as you like for each blank.
The problem with ___ is the way they ___.
The problem with old Barbra Streisand movies is The Way They Were.
Hello! My name is _____! You killed my _____! Prepare to ____!
Hello! My name is Seth Rogan! You killed my buzz! Prepare to endure my whining!
Me ______, you _____.
Me am goings to the stores, you wanting anythings?
Why did I even ___ this morning? Haven’t even had my ___ and already it’s ___.
Why did I even hurl this morning? Haven’t even had my shot of whiskey and it’s already 6 a.m.
Look, it’s a genuine _____! Wait until I tell _____. There may even be a ____ in it for me!
Look, it’s a genuine Hiroshige! Wait until I tell the museum. There may even be a subfootnote on a plaque in it for me!
I say, I say, why did the _____ cross the ______?
I say, I say, why did the rooster cross the chicken?
That’s a question only a ___ ___ can answer.
That’s a question only a poultry psychologist can answer.
If it hadn’t been for ___, I never could have ___.
If it hadn’t been for Danskins dance slippers, I never could have danced all night, danced all night, and still have begged for more.
And now the purple dusk of _____ steals upon the meadows of my _____
And now the purple dusk of lassitude steals upon the meadows of my ambition gone to seed.
The most ___ thing about what ___ said was ___.
The most stupid thing about what Trump said was everything.
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a ___ out of my ___.
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a sequel out of my VCR.
The bloody ___________ broke down on the way to ____________.
The bloody hearse broke down on the way to the master’s crypt.
Even a man who is pure of ____ and says his prayers by night can become a ____ when the _____ blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
Even a man who is pure of blood and says his prayers by night can become a lycanthrope when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
You might call me ___ but at least I never ___ … at least, ___.
You might call me Al, but at least I never split from Art Garfunkel … at least, not in this lifetime.
These are the times that try men’s ______.
These are the times that try men’s patience, particularly given the current occupants at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
If I give you _____ you must promise me that ____ will never______.
If I give you a second chance you must promise me that you will never need a third.
When I awoke, I was ___ to find that ___ despite ___.
When I awoke, I was surprised to find that it was so cold outside despite global warming.
Yesterday I ate some ________ together with some ______ and they were ___________.
Yesterday I ate some habañero salsa together with some tortilla chips and they were scrump-dilly-ishus!
If it weren’t for ___, there would be no ___; and that ___.
If it weren’t for Cecil Adams, there would be no SDMB; and that would mean I would have fewer friends.
I was working in the _____ late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight: the ______ from the slab began to arise, and suddenly, to my surprise, __________.