As if we didn’t have enough of these on here already. Here goes, Fill in the blank with something FUNNY, not the actual line. Give your own once you answer. PLEASE do not just start pouring in quotes with blanks, it makes it hard to keep up. This should work more like an add on type game.
And Here We Go!
“I want the ______”, " You can’t handle the ________".
Few Good Men
“I want the twinkies”, " You can’t handle the twinkies".
“they may take our________… But they’ll never take our ________!!!”
–Braveheart
“They may take our livestock . . . but they’ll never take our fully inflatable love dolls.”
"Of all the ____ in all the world, you had to walk into this one. "
–Casablanca
"Of all the great sandstone buildings in all the world, you had to walk into this one. "
"No, I don’t think I will ______ you, although you need _______, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you! You should be ______ and often, and by someone who knows how. "
Gone With the Wind
No, I don’t think I will fry you, although you need frying, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you! You should be fried, and often, and by someone who knows how.
“Write this down. _______, well-done. _______, _______, _______, nothing else.”
Hollywood Homicide
Write this down. Coffee, well done. Cofee, sugar, cream, nothing else.
I love the smell of _______ in the morning. Apocalypse Now
I love the smell of Snuggle Dryer Sheets in the morning.
Go ahead. Make my ____________.
Dirty Harry
“Go ahead. Make my breakfast.”
“Life is _______, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.” - The Princess Bride
“Life is offering a free introductory subscription this month, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.”
“Use the ________, Luke!” Star Wars
“Use the ketchup, Luke!”
“I’ll be ___________” Terminator.
I’ll be a green monkey smeared with mayonnaise.
“Your _______, should you choose to _______ it…”
Mission Impossible
“Your pickle, should you choose to romance it.”
“If I’m ______ this right, and I like to think that I am . . .”
Ocean’s 11
“If I’m always this right, and I like to think that I am . . .”
“On my signal, unleash _____.” -Gladiator
On my signal, release the ranch dressing!
“Can we _______ now?”
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
“Can we go play find the wand now?”
“When 800 years old you are, ______ as good you will not.” --Yoda
When 800 years old you are, masquerade as a squirell as good you will not.
“How often do you come across a _______, even if you’re in the business?”
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone
“How often do you come across seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array, even if you’re in the business?”
“When you put your _____ into a bunch of _____ that a moment before was your _______, you’ll know what to do.”
When you put your parrot into a bunch of spaghetti sauce that a moment before was your garden, you’ll know what to do.
“The _______ man is _______ before … man, _______ man…”
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade