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I was working in the deli late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight: the lunch meat from the slab began to arise, and suddenly, to my surprise,
It did the mash.
It did the sandwich mash.

Was that too ___? I could ___ if you think I should, but ___.

Was that too predictable? I could revise it if you think I should, but we’ve already moved on.

Before ___, Bob Seger ___, particularly ___.

Before his celebrity, Bob Seger rambled and gambled, particularly the penny slots.

Whatever you do, never_____before you_____unless______.

Whatever you do, never hit “Send” before you proofread unless you really don’t need that job anyway.

If ____ had gone right to ___, ___ would never have happened.