I have a computer.

Thank you most kindly

Good for you, ramanon! Bet it beats all those smelly smoke signals and trying to get those darned little bits of paper around the pigeon’s leg, huh?

I felt the same way the last weekend in August when I recieved my mandatory laptop. I was happy.
Then, I found out that these are the stubbornest pieces of sh*t ever, and am less happy.
(still glad I have one though.)

I used to have a computer. Now I have to post using tele…I wish I had a hamburger right now…pathy.

Sorry about that. My mind was wandering.