Concerning police.

How did it ever get started that police always spend their free time in the donut shop eating donuts? How did they get the tag “pig” or “fuzz”?

Ah. Life mysteries. Hopefully solved, right here.

A WAG on the donut shops: Until recently, in most communities, if you had a break to take @ 3:00 AM, there wasn’t much of anyplace to go besides coffee shops and donut shops (I don’t know why, but there were 24 hour donut shops around quite a while ago).

From Wilton’s Etymology Page:

More on “fuzz” from the Word Detective:

Many donut shops have a “cops eat free” policy. It’s cheap anti-holdup insurance, because most robbers will bypass a joint with uniformed cops inside.

Most?

Beatle, your WAG is very correct. The doughnut shops were the only places open way back when. It was not that cops liked doughnuts so much, but they LOVED coffee. There was only one place to get coffee at 4 in the morning- Doughnut Shop. Since there were probably not many shops in one town, all the cops on break in the area would be at the same place.
Nowadays, since many resteraunts stay open until at least 3am, (they do here anyway) there are many places to go. Plus, one can always get coffee at 711 anytime. Our department has a policy that no more than two cars can be on break at any one restraunt.

Nenno

When Houston adopted that same policy, I commented to a waitress serving some cops that they should not be driving seperate cars. Surprisingly, she talked to them and came back and told me they were in two cars.

I took a very long lunch to give time plenty of time to leave the area.